Kelle Almond

[Kelle Almond @kellealm]

Met a cigarette bum named Gritter

[Kelle Almond @kellealm]

I went to one Canadiens pre season game six months ago and I feel really invested in their playoffs activity.

[Kelle Almond @kellealm]

Fall 26. Dark blue leather jackets

[Kelle Almond @kellealm]

I hope everyone in the security lines at IAH spends all four hours thinking about why we’re here

[Valor Mental 🧠 @valormental]

Un trabajador realiza las comprobaciones finales antes de cerrar la puerta de un avión.

[Kelle Almond @kellealm]

You can’t listen to RuPaul’s “Supermodel” and tell me culture didn’t peak in the 90s.

[Kelle Almond @kellealm]

I don’t want the Rockies to ever leave Colorado, but if they did…Puerto Rico??

[Kelle Almond @kellealm]

Me cornering a stranger at the bar

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

“It’s going to get weirder and weirder...”—Terence McKenna, 1999

[Kelle Almond @kellealm]

@cher your songs in symphony??

[Kelle Almond @kellealm]

I’ve had 15 treatments on one tattoo over 3 years. Explain how Pete Davidson is bare already

[Kelle Almond @kellealm]

Is admiring a bison the most patriotic thing feeling you can experience?

[Kelle Almond @kellealm]

This is the only game I will have ever seen Jacksonville win

[Kelle Almond @kellealm]

This year’s choice for my new favorite Christmas song of the season was close: “Find the Love” v “One Little Christmas Tree”— winner: Stevie

[Kelle Almond @kellealm]

Put Bruce Springsteen yelling in the middle of born to run on my grave

[Kelle Almond @kellealm]

It’s been 28 years and @cher is eternal

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@Chilis YES

[Kelle Almond @kellealm]

It’s turnaround time #bears

[Kelle Almond @kellealm]

Sadly, Fat Bear Week has come to a close but the month of guys on Reddit competing on how much Never Ending Pasta Bowl they could put back is upon us.

[Kelle Almond @kellealm]

How many touch tunes credits have I used playing Steely Dan? a) 60 b) 19 c)108 d) all of the above

[Kelle Almond @kellealm]

@Avalanche