@dpd_support I had a email saying that my parcel hasn’t been able to be delivered because no one was in, I work in an office with 50 people! And the picture below isn’t my delivery address. Please contact me ASAP as I need my parcel today, hence why I did next day delivery
The dog’s just opened a cupboard door, found an open pack of dentastix, pulled one out & instead of scoffing it, walked through to me in another room, plonked it on my knee and sat down, searching me with his eyes and soul to see if he’s allowed it. He is too pure for this world.
My girlfriend complained that her fries weren’t curly enough so I gave her my curliest fry. She was so happy you would’ve thought I pulled out a ring and proposed. Girls are more simple than we were led to believe.