Kellen Short

Philly. Probably at the dog track getting wasted.

[Kellen Short @kellenshort]

@RAJr_20 Great interview, this is from the mound visit to Wheeler that Cotham mentioned

[Mike @mhc_76]

This is easily the best account on YouTube I would pay for the videos https://t.co/c4zzIp5RJh

[Kellen Short @kellenshort]

@mhc_76 appreciate the support, Mike

[Kellen Short @kellenshort]

Kellen did not write this tweet:
Tai Baribo has been a game-changer for the Union lately! His relentless work rate and determination on the field are unmatched, and he’s finding the back of the net when it matters most. Exactly what the team needs! 🔥⚽️ #DOOP #Union💪

[Kellen Short @kellenshort]

Since I am unable to operate Twitter effectively, I turned to ChatGPT. I surrender to our machine overlords. I asked the machines to make a drawing of me and Jack McGlynn celebrating a goal together. The stupid thing could not spell my name right. What a mess

[Kellen Short @kellenshort]

The best part of this goal is Bedoya's reaction to Mbaizo. It is nice to have a RB who poses a threat in the attacking third, but let's be honest your most important job on the right flank for the Union is winning 50/50s on long balls hoofed up your way. https://t.co/eO1kHGGwUO

[Kellen Short @kellenshort]

Jack McGlynn had an unreal pass in the 48th minute to set up Baribo. This dude is unbelievable, what a privilege to watch him do things on the soccer field. His left foot is magic.

[Kellen Short @kellenshort]

@JGScially @bryce_nevola @cywheela Efffffffffff is right

[Kellen Short @kellenshort]

I am excited about:
- Patrick Schulte
- every defender besides Dietz
- McGlynn and Djordje in the midfield
- big Dunc

[Kellen Short @kellenshort]

I am excited about the #USMNT returning to the Olympics today. I need to put this thought into writing before the tournament.

I don’t understand Tanner Tessmann. I have never seen it with him, but I hope he proves me wrong.

[Kellen Short @kellenshort]

I see an Aidan Morris sized hole in the midfield. I guess he is unavailable due to his transfer? I am concerned about the lack of a ground-covering, maniacal destroyer to provide some thump in the midfield. Lots of creativity but nobody to catch a body.

[Kellen Short @kellenshort]

His coach had the best reaction.

[Kellen Short @kellenshort]

Max Fiedler from Rice looked like "he was playing in molasses" on Saturday and had this goof at the end of the game. But he nearly had a triple-double (8 pts, 8 ast, 9 reb) with some sweet passes. Also, he is a 3-time Scholar Athlete of the Year in Conference USA.

[Kellen Short @kellenshort]

@ES12071207 getting back to my silly twitter

[Kellen Short @kellenshort]

just a few people who are The Man.
1. Chase Utley
2. my coworker who has his own folder in my inbox
3. Konrad Bayer
4. Tyler Adams
5. Baby C
6. Billy Raftery
7. Dennis "Cutty" Wise
8. Fletcher Cox
9. uncle Matty Wilks
10. Museum Curators
HM : Horses

[Kellen Short @kellenshort]

Joey putting himself over the son of God but behind Brendan Hausen really speaks to the value he adds to the Villanova team with his shooting of the basketball

[Joey Orr @joeyorr4]

This is my top ten list of people who are “the man”:

1. Chase Utley
2. Brendan Hausen
3. Me
4. Konrad Bayer
5. Jesus
6. Bill Rafferty
7. Father Tom
8. Bucky the Badger
9. Horses
10. Jake Campbell’s Baby

[Kellen Short @kellenshort]

How can you not be romantic about Djordje Mhailovic?

[Kellen Short @kellenshort]

This game kicking off late is the last thing I need. Don't they know the Phillies are on the west coast this week? I have been up way too late all week, so yes, I will be sleeping at my desk tomorrow