Keller Kilpatrick

#DTWD FSU Alum, You ever seen a baby pigeon?

[Keller Kilpatrick @kellermk]

What I'd do for a pineapple soda and a taco rn...

[HVAC Barclay @BigDickBarclay]

Dropped my coffee creamer and kiIIed the dog

[coffee @eventualforever]

Jon Bernthal in The Bear is such great casting because yeah, that’s the face of a guy who would make sandwiches and then kill himself

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

11am beers at Chili's

[~✨snake oil dropshipper✨~ @most_lamentable]

by age 27 you should have:

• NO cash in the bank
• ZERO honeys on your arm
• SEVERAL chemical dependencies

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

BREAKING: Santa Claus is currently in a dogfight with Drones over the State of New Jersey

[Hard Rock Bet @HardRockBet]

Cole Kmet when I don’t play him in fantasy

[Keller Kilpatrick @kellermk]

I miss twitter.
#MyXAnniversary

[Keller Kilpatrick @kellermk]

@Kulinpls Review?

[Keller Kilpatrick @kellermk]

@Kulinpls You mean it ?

[Barstool FSU @FSU_Barstool]

Florida State’s entrance in EA COllege Football 25

Inject this into every vein!

[Keller Kilpatrick @kellermk]

@Ninskindo @GamewithDave Shaaaaaaame. Mailman simulator 3001 is the goat

[Keller Kilpatrick @kellermk]

@TheNoahBennett @E_Dilla From experience, no less

[soro @sowosys]

kitten i’ll be honest daddy’s about to kill himself

[Nick Huber @sweatystartup]

My friend just closed a big business deal that I sent his way.

He gave me this bottle of whiskey at closing that I had never heard of before.

I think I like it. Thoughts?

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

found a man with his priorities straight