Keller

[Keller @kellerrrbeckkk]

Wanna shop. Wanna eat. Wanna keep complaining.

[Keller @kellerrrbeckkk]

Glad I just so happened to look at my @wizkidayo tickets tomorrow on @Ticketmaster since they didn’t send any notifications that the concert was postponed 😡

[Keller @kellerrrbeckkk]

@NotLizBrody The best part of the video is that you pay his backflip no mind, at no point do you look over 😂

[Keller @kellerrrbeckkk]

I’m seeing so many people shit on Rihanna’s performance saying it was boring and I don’t get it. I loved it 🤩

[Keller @kellerrrbeckkk]

The funny thing about being in HR is that people ask me questions and I just make a judgement call based on common sense… like, why didn’t you just use YOUR common sense??????

[Keller @kellerrrbeckkk]

@Ant_Gugliotti Don’t tempt me with a very horrible time 🫠

[Keller @kellerrrbeckkk]

@rachhwatts I’m the opposite, I know too much 😂 good to know someone else is just as invested!

[Keller @kellerrrbeckkk]

@rachhwatts SAME. I feel like not enough people are invested for my liking 😂

[Keller @kellerrrbeckkk]

I can’t deal with this black and white Nike dunk trend. It’s so bizarre that every person I know is wearing the exact same shoe.

[Keller @kellerrrbeckkk]

@Classy_Couture_ Yoooooo not a midget 😩🤣

[Keller @kellerrrbeckkk]

I’ve somehow managed to win fantasy 4 weeks in a row with stupid Aaron rogers as my QB 🙃

[Keller @kellerrrbeckkk]

I’m going to a R&B show tonight (just Dj’s playing r&b all night) and I’m SO excited. You already know it’s a concert of old school r&b in my apartment all day. What job?! What neighbors?!

[ari @AriannaDantone]

the growing up poor to having money as an adult so you spend it on anything and everything you want because you didn’t get to have things when you were a kid pipeline needs to be discussed

[Keller @kellerrrbeckkk]

I love football season but I get to see the @celtics play this Friday and I’m sooo excited for basketball this year 😬

[Keller @kellerrrbeckkk]

It blows my mind how many people just come to the gym and jump into a workout without warning up. My body could neverrrrrr

[Mason Dodd @MasonDoddFFN]

I genuinely feel bad for my fantasy football league mates.

Playing for 2nd place can't be fun

[Keller @kellerrrbeckkk]

@FerrinRose That will not help your metabolism/hormones at allllllllll don’t let me catch you doing that 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

[Keller @kellerrrbeckkk]

Okay so I recently started watching Seinfeld for the first time and I have to confess (and twitter seems like SUCH a safe place for this) I have a weird crush on Jerry Seinfeld 🫢🤣

[Keller @kellerrrbeckkk]

This is so true after spending just 3 weeks with my family lol

[ashani the alchemist ☿ @ashanism]

I finally realized that I’m being forced to stay with my family so I can witness first hand (as a full adult) where a lot of the patterns I’ve been trying to break stem from. 🥲 Like “this is the logic ya’ll we’re working with when you raised me…I get it now.”

[Tarek Ali @itstarekali]

you put crack in this album @Beyonce

[Keller @kellerrrbeckkk]

MS teams updated their emojis and now it feels even less professional to put a smiley face in a message cuz they look so weird 🥴