Helley Kogan

[Helley Kogan @kelley_hogan]

I always say "we" at taco Bell when I'm ordering so they think it's for more ppl than just me but only me be pulling up at the window lmao

[Helley Kogan @kelley_hogan]

I got ONE thing to say! And hear me out…. FUUUUCK ppl who drive vehicles that look like cop cars.. that’s all. That’s the message

[Helley Kogan @kelley_hogan]

A big realization I had in my 20s was that the ppl “everyone likes” are also just fake as fuck lol

[Helley Kogan @kelley_hogan]

Not trying to be a bitch but so glad I’m not a t swift fan rn. This shit obnoxious

[Helley Kogan @kelley_hogan]

The people watching at Costco is premium content. Right up there with the airport almost

[Helley Kogan @kelley_hogan]

Kinda a crappy vday when ur husbands not there and can’t even call

[Helley Kogan @kelley_hogan]

Me when Ms. Rachel comes on

[Helley Kogan @kelley_hogan]

@EmmaDerps Oh my gosh. I cried the first time we watched it. It makes me so emotional. I tried to explain to my husband & he was like ?!?! Why does a caterpillar song make u cry lol

[Helley Kogan @kelley_hogan]

Future band name- heinous out the anus

[Helley Kogan @kelley_hogan]

My 1 year old child is breastfeeding aka playing slap the bag with my titty

[Helley Kogan @kelley_hogan]

Hoobastank!!!! You da stank

[Helley Kogan @kelley_hogan]

Watching LOTR on Amazon prime 🫶

[Helley Kogan @kelley_hogan]

My toxic trait is seeing artwork and thinking “I could paint that” I’ve never painted a day in my life

[Helley Kogan @kelley_hogan]

@ashleycrippssss Seriously though. I could care less about celebrities or there drama they don’t live in the same reality we do. But bottom line more ppl need to be slapped PERIOD lol

[Helley Kogan @kelley_hogan]

Logan just asked me “what’s the bassinet supposed to do?!” Lmao lord bless our baby

[Helley Kogan @kelley_hogan]

@kneenerr Lordt

[Helley Kogan @kelley_hogan]

Okay wtf baby stuff is hard to put together/understand how to work

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

white people be like "wow we got in line at the right time"

[Helley Kogan @kelley_hogan]

@bIondiewasabi My middle name is Rebecca. Hate it. But just realized it’s not usually a middle name so I guess kinda unique 🙃

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

congrats on your $600 stimulus, pick one item from the bottom case

[Helley Kogan @kelley_hogan]

No disrespect to anyone who likes him but something about Tyler the creator just rubs me the wrong way