Kelley Bailey

Oregon Alum • Go Ducks!

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

@RBailey_sprints hello husband, I just wanted you to know I finally changed my Twitter name. I think there’s about a 10% chance of you ever remembering your password & seeing this 😂

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

Serious question to all the idiots burning their Nikes.... why don’t you be a productive member of society & donate them instead? There’s plenty of people who could use a new pair of shoes this fall/winter

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

Who tf is Lil Tay & why does she have 2M followers on IG... I need answers!

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

Fast & hard & crying all the way?? Are you 71 or 7? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/yjLPoMiS7j

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

I’m too old for this shit 🤦🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/OZCqfeqxkL

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

I’ve been eating clean for 2.5 days & I’m ready for a cheat day. Bacon mac & cheese >>>>> bikini bod #Priorities

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

Uriah’s currently finger painting in milk his spilled on the table.. pre-motherhood I would’ve instantly cleaned it up with sanitary wipes / post-motherhood I’m gonna let him play for a while then clean it up with a dirty t-shirt 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

@HannJrand Idk if you watch greys anatomy but I 100% read this as Meredith Grey in my head

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

If it becomes legal for teachers to carry guns in Oregon, I’m homeschooling my son. You know how many teachers I had that hated kids, hated their job, overreacted to some basic mischief, punished the wrong kid...? Get TF outta here

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

My March resolution is to stop using lol when I’m not actually laughing 😐

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

Personally my favorite part of the Super Bowl has been all the @KevinHart4real videos on IG today #lit

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

Why do boys get the eyelashes we dream of??!

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

My baby boy has the longest, perfectly curled eyelashes. I look into his beautiful brown eyes every day jealous as shit 😏😍

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

Found my watch... plans back on

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

My plan to be basic was derailed by the fact I couldn’t find my gold Michael Kors watch as I was getting dressed this morning

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

After only posting pics of my baby for the last 6 months I’m surprised I still have more than 15 followers on IG.

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

I could be a billionaire & I’d still keep a supply of ramen noodles on hand

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

@navarror Completely possible but my boyfriend & I live together & when he was pulled over in the same neighborhood for literally no reason, they treated him very differently. This is a minor example but white privilege is real. Having a mixed family, I see it all the too often

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

Quick example of white privilege... last time I got pulled over I got a Dutch Bro’s gift card. No ticket, no harassment, no questions. A part of me felt embarrassed/ guilty bc I’m painfully aware that’s not the reality most Americans live in & for what?

[Kelley Bailey @kelleybailey_]

Taking the base of Uriah’s car seat in & out of my car is in my top 3 least favorite things to do.. & he has an “easy” one 😑