Kelley

[Kelley @kelleydenise]

@CBSEveningNews I only watch CBS Evening News because of @NorahODonnell . If you fire her, many of us will leave too and no longer watch your program. I’m pretty sure you can’t beat ABC and NBC regardless of the anchor, but that’s okay. #keepnorah

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Why do dogs walk in front of us at home? Bruh - stop faking like you know where we are going. 🤣

[Kelley @kelleydenise]

That moment when you hear a commercial on TV: Velveeta Breakfast Biscuits. Sounds interesting! Look at the TV for 1st time. Belvita, Kelley. Not Velveeta. Cry.

[Kelley @kelleydenise]

After eating 2 baskets of chips and salsa while waiting for food at Mexican restaurant- ready for check. Not hungry anymore. Every. Single. Time.

[Kelley @kelleydenise]

I finally decided on my final work related goal for 2018. “Continue to perform miscellaneous job-related duties as assigned.”

[Kelley @kelleydenise]

Mopping without sweeping first isn’t very effective.

[Kelley @kelleydenise]

Can’t break what is already broken.

[Kelley @kelleydenise]

You can learn a lot about someone through Pinterest.

[Kelley @kelleydenise]

If I find out I was supposed to wear moon glasses tonight ... well it’s too late. The super duper blue blood moon or whatever it’s called has been etched on my retinas.

[Kelley @kelleydenise]

True love is giving all the pecans to your significant other. Thank you DH!

[Kelley @kelleydenise]

DAE have a fiction novel they can’t read bc it’s too suspenseful & triggers anxiety? Asking for a friend.

[Kelley @kelleydenise]

I often wish my teeth would floss themselves. 🙄

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I long for the days when I could eat anything and my biggest worry was gaining weight. #diabetessucks

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Mosquitos aren't a fan of my Super B Complex vitamin. I guess they think they are healthy enough as is.

[Kelley @kelleydenise]

People are fascinating creatures. -people watching at Dallas Love Field.

[Kelley @kelleydenise]

Went to Lush today and it reminded me that yes, I could definitely spend my whole paycheck there. ❤️

[Kelley @kelleydenise]

I've had it up to here with my phone's autocorrect nonsense.

[Kelley @kelleydenise]

I'm sad. I carefully prepared a snack and it took me about 10 seconds to consume it. Just seems wrong. #stillhungry

[Kelley @kelleydenise]

It pays to be nice to people, especially if they are in service positions. (Food for this particular tweet.)

[Kelley @kelleydenise]

Today's LPT: just do what you're supposed to do.