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girls go out and have your fun (she / her)

[carrotlime @carolinekbourke]

one thing about me is i’m gonna pay the delivery fees

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@snappingduck So wobbly

[its tm opera over @usadapyo]

sebastian stardew valley

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@SlashedBeauty I’m saving this link lol

[The Onion @TheOnion]

AITA for getting banned on Twitter?

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Anyway if anyone will be in San Diego for AERA or NCME this weekend pls let me know 🙃

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Upset with past me for scheduling SO MANY THINGS for present me to do this month

[Spotted Eagle @TheObesity]

Annoying my friends is my favorite pastime

[༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡༺ @mishricci]

No thoughts head empty

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@superlarri @Christian_Pope8 I genuinely always thought people just ate it to be “healthy” not that anyone actually liked it

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@Christian_Pope8 I blame @lo_lalaa for this opinion. She’s been trying to get me on the wheat bread and skim milk train for YEARS

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@Christian_Pope8 Wheat bread

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Egg With Shell Dyed Bright Purple Must Have Gone Through Breakup Recently https://t.co/vtceW1wMp4

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@lo_lalaa Waiting on pics

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@lo_lalaa @hamslut This makes me feel better because I also get slightly anxious on escalators LOL like I triple check mine and everyone’s shoelaces to be safe 😂

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@_hsilver I hope it works out! I also have two fluffy cats and a long hair dachshund so it’s just constant hair 😂

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People with thicker carpet and multiple pets please share your vacuum recommendations. We have now burned up two not-cheap vacuums in two years 😭😭😭

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@stoopster09 Ooh I will keep this one in mind if (probably when) my next one breaks!