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go to therapy 🌈

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In all my 31 years I’ve never been corrected on my pronunciation of my own name. Until today. “What’s your name?” “Sheanna.” “Do you mean Sheena?”

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@NickKrammes guess this isn’t the year I’ll be done being angry 🥴

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Remembering the time my mom started a rumor I was sleeping with a teacher my senior year. Cheers to 12 years, mom 🍻

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“I’m sure most people laugh while reading cult books” @theryanstouder says to me as I read Cults Uncovered and laugh at Aum Shinrikyo thinking the US had a secret earthquake machine. I stand by my laughter.

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I just spent 30 minutes in therapy crying because I was trying to tell my therapist about my boyfriend’s family coming to Mac’s events. Thanks, mom.

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The bags under my eyes are never more pronounced than in the camera at Target self-checkout.

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@_sophialefevre

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Mac is only 8 and I just upgraded our Spotify duo to a family plan because I was tired of her kicking me off my music. How has it started so early

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Was recently asked to officiate my third wedding and my first for strangers. There is some joke here to be made about a 31 year old divorced woman making so many “lifelong” commitments official 💀 (though to be fair to myself, I write one hell of a ceremony script 😜)

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Another day in the life of a hiring professional - I’m not the one to send the wrong cover letter to. Because I will ask you to explain yourself and likely make it uncomfy.
Again, I cannot stress the importance of having someone look over your application materials 😭

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

“I’m raising a little boy who will go to school one day. Guns are the number-one cause of death for children in the US. We’re allowing our children to lay down their lives for our right to an amendment written over 200 years ago,” Jennifer Lawrence https://t.co/CZwKEvbxyP

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We may be fighting COVID over here but the windows are open, the candles are lit, and Mac is feeling fine so all in all not a bad day.

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Marie Kondo but it’s just throwing away toys you pick up 200 times a day

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This feed is basically me processing trauma when I’m not in a therapy appointment lmao

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My mom sucked, but before I remember her sucking, I remember that she cut my sandwiches into triangles and now I equate triangle sandwiches with love and I just made this realization while cutting a sandwich into triangles 🤪

[DJ Judd @DJJudd]

Live picture of me waking up to the news of a new Taylor Swift album while we still have no word on 1989 (Taylor’s Version)

[Reginald Hudlin @reghud]

Crime thread

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After a month of headaches I finally checked in with my doctor. The verdict? Try to have less stress 🥴

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Facebook mems reminded me that a decade ago I was preparing for my wedding which is wild because I’m barely an adult now, let alone 10 years ago?? 🥴

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Had our first real work outing last night and my boss addressed me as Warden. Once at a previous job’s Christmas party someone called me a fun sucker. I’m sensing a theme 💀🥴😅