Kelley Weimer

Princess of frozen forests & grilled cheese. Earth Cadet. Godless Heathen.

[bean🌱 @hostile_bean]

“HOW. HOW is rocco gonna eat the cookie zoe”

[alté babe @Kat_Upendi]

“My ancestors didn’t wear sunscreen”

They had an ozone layer babe

[Jamal Hinton @Jamalhinton12]

Thanksgiving 2021

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

mom describing how someone is related to us

[Kennedy Cannon @ken_you_not]

My body isn’t a temple, it is an understaffed Dollar Tree

[bee (ꈍᴗꈍ) @QueerlyBee]

I don't know who needs this info, but the fall items for Starbucks are out ✨

pumpkin spice latte
pumpkin cold foam cold brew
apple crisp macchiato
iced apple crisp macchiato

go forth fall gremlins 🏃🏽

[DRGN @drraagonboy]

Katara and Toph

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

do people know that Americans fantasize about all the incredible doctors appointments we’d make if healthcare was free

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

the CDC says fully vaccinated people can go back. back to the beginning. back to when the earth, the sun, the stars all aligned. 'cause perfect, didn't feel so perfect. trying to fit a square into a circle was no life. I defy... let the rain fall down and wake my dreams

[Katy Leeson @KatyLeeson]

We NEED to stop glamourising overworking. Please.

The absence of sleep, good diet, exercise, relaxation, and time with friends and family isn't something to be applauded.

Too many people wear their burnout as a badge of honour.

And it needs to change.

[SZRP @222nasty]

whoever has my voodoo doll, massage the back a lil pls

[Michael Varrati @MichaelVarrati]

Someone had the audacity to tell me that it wasn't "soup weather" and let me make something clear: It's ALWAYS soup weather and don't slander delicious, yummy soup in my presence ever again.

[Lucy James @lucyjamesgames]

This is too accurate (I’m the boyfriend)

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

My ears trying to hold my two masks, glasses, air pods and cute earrings

[The Daily Orange @dailyorange]

Syracuse law school graduate starts new job today.

[Duffman @simpsonsfeed]

Mr Burns kiwi 😂