killer kells

I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to

[killer kells @kelli_leanne]

Never loved anything quite this much😍😭😂

[Dr King Winter, PhD @I_Am_Winter]

The true size of animals ~ A Thread.

1. The size of a Siberian tiger.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Hyper realistic paintings that look like photos - a thread 🧵

1. Alyssa Monks

[Washington County Sheriff’s Office (Oregon) @WCSOOregon]

Help Needed to Identify Suspect

Detectives seek help from the public to identify the man depicted in the picture and would like to hear from anyone with information.

The individual inappropriately touched a child on the afternoon of January 27, 2024, inside Big Lots at 18565 SW Tualatin Valley Highway.

If you recognize the man, please contact non-emergency dispatch at 503-629-0111 to speak with a deputy.

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

Taylor Swift is actually for the girls who were known but not popular, fit in with many friend groups but never in the groupchats, talked to at school but never invited to the parties, for the girls who have friends but still feel lonely because they were never the best friend

[Sell When Over 9000 @sell9000]

@InternetH0F count your blessings

[killer kells @kelli_leanne]

Fucking hell, I took Harlow to the dog park a few weeks ago, and some lady I didn’t even know did this with her🤮
Then she said, “I give dogs love, but if they don’t give me kisses, I stop! Gotta give me love to get it” and I was just like… tf lady. She licks her ass daily😭🤣

[Khalil Underwood @RealKhalilU]

AYO wtf 😳

[killer kells @kelli_leanne]

@meet_circe @AyYoShay @kirarahimee I am American and can say, that is only self entitled little cocky bitches who do that shit.
I am the type of person to say “oops sorry” even if YOU clearly bumped into me. PLEASE stop classifying us all as assholes. I’m not one of.. them🤮😭

[killer kells @kelli_leanne]

Plus, anyone and their mother can get ordained it isn’t even expensive. Blows my damn mind. I posted “less than $200” and some dumb fuck comments and tags some guy, who I contacted and is from $400-500.
Like.. why?😂 yeah I’m gonna find someone to get ordained, that’s a joke

[killer kells @kelli_leanne]

I’m sorry.. but is there a reason that some officiants charge so much..? Like, you’re standing up there for 30 minutes max. Only even needed because you’re licensed. No way in fuck you deserve anything over $200, that’s ridiculous..🤣 $500 my fucking ass LOL.

[Gaia @gaialect]

my life is nowhere near where i want it to be but i still just feel so grateful to be here right now. to show up most days trying my best to just make it happen for myself. the rough days make me appreciate the radiant ones. i pray i can give myself the life i feel i deserve.

[killer kells @kelli_leanne]

People are so fucking weird these days. Or you can just try and make your relationship last, and not assume it’s going to end?

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

it’s too many doctors with glasses for me to want to do it.

[killer kells @kelli_leanne]

Be kind, be decent, treat people like humans. Or, something even children can understand, treat people how you want to be treated.. it’s really that simple.

[killer kells @kelli_leanne]

Overheard a lady bragging telling someone how she “went off” on one of the cafe girls.
“how DARE they not have food in both cafes!”
“Not until 9:00am?! We have MEETINGS! That’s unacceptable!”
“I know things have changed, but I was so mad, I YELLED AT HER!!”
Like…

[killer kells @kelli_leanne]

Shit like that pisses me off.
Then I went to the cafe and see the girl she yelled at so upset, almost in tears, telling someone what happened.

My question is, why? You really think yelling at someone over things that can’t control will make things change? No it won’t

[Gaia @gaialect]

Do you ever feel like no one actually cares about your emotional state but they pretend to

[kemi @kemimarie]

when i’m irritated, the first thing i want everyone to do is stop talking. like truly. i’m already receiving angry information and words in my head. i don’t need any more thoughts downloading to the server

[Hannah Rose Woods @hannahrosewoods]

Feel quite strongly that this isn’t a normal sword