Kelli

TTU, Family Nurse Practitioner student 📖 🦅| Vanderbilt RN 🖤💛| William Greyson💙

[Kelli @kellibelli_18]

HOW is he 7 months old already?!

[Kelli @kellibelli_18]

@ELSEY_23 Hey! You said the same thing about me!

[Kelli @kellibelli_18]

My dad got a new wife and step kids and forgot about his actual family LOL

[Jules @jules074]

IF I PASS YOU IN THE RIGHT LANE YOU ARE WRONG

[Kelli @kellibelli_18]

It's a good thing there is a liquor store on my way home because the wine in the fridge isn't going to be strong enough to relax me from the shift I just had 🙃

[Kelli @kellibelli_18]

@ELSEY_23

[jessica @jdgilbert07]

me: in class

my last functioning brain cell:

[Kelli @kellibelli_18]

@ELSEY_23 Glad to see that your phone is working

[Kelli @kellibelli_18]

I don't really understand the correlation but I get drunk off JD everytime I fold my laundry.

[Kelli @kellibelli_18]

My morning so far: left for work early, got here late anyways bc idiots don't know how to NOT cause congestion on the interstate, had to walk half a mile in a down pour, and now I have no time to eat breakfast and my feet are soaked. LOVE IT.

[Kelli @kellibelli_18]

Every time I'm just trying to get home after being gone for 13 hours, I get behind the slowest son of a bitch in town. Never fails.

[Kelli @kellibelli_18]

I made a C on a paper that I worked hard on for 2 weeks. This is why people are afraid to go to nursing school.

"Write a paper that has nothing to do with your concentration and I'm going to grade it unrealistically. Good luck".

[Kelli @kellibelli_18]

The instant coffee I make at home ($2 for 24 servings) tastes better than the $5 I just got at Starbucks. But shout out to LC for leaving the house because I wanted Starbucks.

[Kelli @kellibelli_18]

@jules074 I would seriously consider it if it wasn't for Greyson

[Kelli @kellibelli_18]

If I didn't have a child, I would move to night shift in a heart beat. That shit is so much less chaotic AND you get paid more. The hardest part is trying to stay awake.

[Kelli @kellibelli_18]

Me when somebody says there is cake in the break room.

[Kelli @kellibelli_18]

Thank God sweater season is upon us because my motivation to work out is almost nonexistent. It's okay, thick thighs are in rn.

[Kelli @kellibelli_18]

Michael's very last "that's what she said" on the finale of The Office hit me hard.

[Kelli @kellibelli_18]

I refuse to drink sodas that aren't diet because I don't want the extra carbs but I'll eat 20 pizza rolls and half a bag of chips in one sitting. Okay, kelli. 🙄

[Kelli @kellibelli_18]

The costume I ordered didn't arrive in time so we had to go out and spend another $80. Greyson's diaper failed while I was holding him so I was covered in pee the whole time. Today is going great.

[Kelli @kellibelli_18]

Maintenance keeps restarting the power while IM IN THE MIDDLE OF CHARTING OR GIVING MEDS AND IM OVER IT.