kel!

one of those chimpanzees with a typewriter you’ve heard so much about

[Manu 🇵🇸 @Cocuto_]

Watching more movies so I can understand Minions & Monsters better

[Head in the Office @headintheoffice]

broo has more faith in the Democrats than I do 😭😭😭

[ana⁴⁴ @anapau_villa]

Todos los días siento fomo por no vivir el Nueva York de Mamdani.

[angel @profesionlangel]

the “looksmaxxing” epidemic was the closest thing males have ever experienced to the beauty standards women are upheld to all their lives and it literally made them all insane

[Amanda Fortini @amandafortini]

Just saw this on Substack. The metaphor is spot on.

[GL @gldivittorio]

Bar

[fuck it we bawl @fuckitwebawl_]

“i am under no impression that my one small career could ever measure up in comparison to even one human life”

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

My woke take is that more films need actors who are uglier, older, and fatter and I’m not joking

[john teufel @JohnTeufelNYC]

We should pass a law that any job interviewing process that requires more than three hours of a candidate's time is "work" under wage and hour laws and must be compensated with at least minimum wage. Interviewing has become too dehumanizing and exploitative.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

The artist behind this painting, Criselda Vasquez, painted this portrait of her parents in 2017. The man in this painting, her father, was recently taken by ICE. He has lived in the United States for forty years. This loss has made it hard for the family to support themselves. If you want to support them, you can go to their GoFundMe here:

https://t.co/Mgp7W8m5xJ

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The kind of quote that used to end political careers

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Donald Trump saying “Praise be to Allah” on easter morning

[Layne Morgan @laynemorgan]

INEFFICIENCY AND FRICTION IS A BIG PART OF THINKING.

[jár @jarodzsz]

actually used an entire bag of baby spinach without it rotting and going to waste

[🧑🏾‍🦱 @ewgraiam]

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[kel! @kelliciouskel]

when it’s $8/beer and $15 cocktails at bars (+ cover sometimes) in this economy, casual drinking goes to die

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Why is gen Z not drinking?

[basil @blis5ful]

bok choy is a hard ass name for a vegetable

[Gregory Royal Pratt @royalpratt]

Some Christmas Eve content from Chicago’s 2nd ward alderman