Kellie

[Kellie @kelliebravender]

Strictly come dancing would be 10x more enjoyable if the singers weren’t dogshit

[Kellie @kelliebravender]

I fucking love Louis Theroux

[Kellie @kelliebravender]

I need someone to just give me like £5000, that’d be lovely

[Kellie @kelliebravender]

My 2 year old has just called me a fatty bum bum

[Kellie @kelliebravender]

Scrolling on tiktok and birthday sex comes on and Ava goes “I love this song it’s my favourite” excuse me little girl 😭😭😭

[Kellie @kelliebravender]

Just ordered an 8 piece chicken wing meal, imagine my delight when I open up the box and there’s 19 of the fuckers in there

[Kellie @kelliebravender]

This is to the producers of Shrek and the producers of Shrek only, you best change back to the original animation or you’re gonna feel my wrath

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday…. this week is already hard enough

[Rina B.Xhiha🐾 @rinaxhiha]

May this type of love chase ME , finds ME 😭

[Kellie @kelliebravender]

Me whenever I see Ronnie’s tongue #LoveIslandAllStars

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

LUKE LITTLER WINS THE 2025 WORLD DARTS CHAMPIONSHIP 🏆

[Kellie @kelliebravender]

If I die today it’s bc Molly has gassed me out from fucking farting

[Kellie @kelliebravender]

@mollyfcknwade 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Kellie @kelliebravender]

So tired I just made a bottle of milk for Ava and a glass of Coke for me and have just went upstairs and offered my 2 year old an ice cold glass of Coca Cola as her bedtime drink

[Kellie @kelliebravender]

@mollyfcknwade Tbf probs be cheaper considering how much milk she drinks an all

[Kellie @kelliebravender]

Cooked Ava dinner and her first question to me when I bring it out is “where is the cheese?”

[Kellie @kelliebravender]

@mollyfcknwade I’m sick of it, gonna have to sell all my possessions to keep up with her cheese addiction

[Kellie @kelliebravender]

@mollyfcknwade Now I have to watch it

[Kellie @kelliebravender]

As if Tulisa is still doing that arm thing hahaha #imacelebrity

[Kellie @kelliebravender]

All I’m seeing everywhere is people doing hyrox and it’s making me feel like a fat shit