Kellie 🐿

“You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.”

[Kellie 🐿 @kellieesi]

Scheduling his and hers sterilization appointments with my man

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Holy shit — vasectomy appointments increased by 1200% after the election.

[Kellie 🐿 @kellieesi]

Everyone wants to be mother of the year until it’s time to actually take care of their fucking kids

[Kellie 🐿 @kellieesi]

I was anti colonialism and anti government before these books & movies but they gave me the vehicle to make it digestible & understandable to other people

[Kellie 🐿 @kellieesi]

Trying to explain how the hunger games helped to radicalize me and showed me how to be media literate and use critical thinking when the government is involved and how my political ideals today wouldn’t exist without it-

[Kellie 🐿 @kellieesi]

Baby’s first French bread loaf

[Kellie 🐿 @kellieesi]

And they just made fajitas for everyone 😩 this is the America I appreciate

[Kellie 🐿 @kellieesi]

There is nothing like going to work hungover and your Mexican coworker pulls up with quesabirria and pupusas

[Kellie 🐿 @kellieesi]

And when the leopards eat their faces too I won’t laugh but I will enjoy it

[Kellie 🐿 @kellieesi]

I’ve hated this fuck ass country for as long as I can remember

[Kellie 🐿 @kellieesi]

I’m sitting here looking at my boyfriend’s daughters and yeah I am scared for me, but I am fucking beyond terrified for them.

[Kellie 🐿 @kellieesi]

Oop I’ve already cried once watching election coverage

[Kellie 🐿 @kellieesi]

A migraine on Election Day? No I will not interpret that as anything more than a sign of stress :-)

[Kellie 🐿 @kellieesi]

@fouryearstrong Love you @fouryearstrong

[Kellie 🐿 @kellieesi]

ITS FINALLY TIME @fouryearstrong my first time seeing them play a headlining set LETS GOOOOOO

[Kellie 🐿 @kellieesi]

How are people drinking gigantic cups of coffee and then getting on an airplane

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

coworker lookalike contest in my Antarctic research base

[Kellie 🐿 @kellieesi]

Getting sick five days before I fly to Chicago is absolutely fucking bullshit

[Kellie 🐿 @kellieesi]

Endometriosis and adenomyosis when I get my mf hands on youuuuu

[Kellie 🐿 @kellieesi]

I AM SO SICK OF HAVING A UTERUS FUCK

[Kellie 🐿 @kellieesi]

I almost fainted this morning from menstrual pain :-)