king of nightmares and agony

what we really need is a femininomenon

[elizabeth𖦹 @NautilusGrrl]

i love when a nasty ass bassline jerks me off a little bit

[grovy @grovymango]

Can mamdani do a tour and be mayor of different cities

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[grovy @grovymango]

happy pride to ppl who are not straight. this includes bad bitches with scoliosis

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

The + in LGBTQ+ represents mathematicians

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i'm wiggling

[Dani | gilliverse era @diflemson]

as we all know the B in LGBTQ+ stands for "British" and also for "Bob Odenkirk"

[Boston @BostonMassUSA]

Happy Pride Month 🍩

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

As soon as something touches my tongue I can taste it!

[artemis ౨ৎ @fagholmes]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH. THE LEMKIN INSTITUTE PUT OUT A 3RD RED ALERT FOR THE GENOCIDE OF TRANS AMERICANS. INDIA IS ERASING TRANS INDIANS. RESEARCHERS SAY UK IS THE MOST ANTI TRANS DEMOCRACY IN THE WORLD. WE WOULDNT HAVE PRIDE MONTH WITHOUT TRANS PEOPLE. ADVOCATE 4 YOUR TRANS FRIENDS.

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Data center Uhh no thanks I’d rather date a woman!

[Katya @katya_zamo]

“Sometimes you just gotta grab your purse and go” — Daryl Hannah

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

i’m in the backrooms, watching you kiss her, woah oh oh

[john @johnsemley3000]

the older I get, the less likely it seems I’ll bonk a guard unconscious and steal his uniform, to more easily infiltrate his base.

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[EPOPS 🇦🇩🇮🇸 @KONGULOARSTEINN]

guy who changed his name to björn today: i wasn't björn yesterday