Kelli Ross

u of florida ☆ dg

[Kev @RevKev_]

When you see your blacked out friend reappear after you put them to bed https://t.co/USdAOLVjIz

[James @CaucasianJames]

just another day of being sexy. what can u do lol

[Xavier @fratinfl]

Me on the dance floor with my friends at 2am when I really just want tacos and my bed.
https://t.co/HvIwCJe1h6

[jai hoe⁷ ੈ✩‧₊˚ @bhakshanam]

i think i downloaded the wrong aladdin movie :/ https://t.co/menxoETT8P

[𓍊𓋼𓍊 tony 𓍊𓋼𓍊 @voguetony]

damn i think i must have missed this part of the movie lmfao

[frisky horse @bloodhoundheart]

i can not express to you how often i think about this craigslist ad

[James @CaucasianJames]

just realized i’m far too pale to go on anyone’s boat today. good thing nobody invited me

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Me: what’s up man

Frat guy: ΚΔΦΓΞΙΩΩΩΣΔΨΨ

Me: ?

Other frat guy: hahaha no way you did that bro

Me: wait what

Both frat guys: ΞΔΣΦΘΘΩΨΩΣΔ

[James @CaucasianJames]

will this be the week i figure my shit out? or will it be another week of grilled cheese and tears. stay tuned