Kelli Crawford

PNW native, lover of animals, holidays, social justice, parties, geeks, football, the Oxford comma, and beer.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The Actual President of The United States of America. https://t.co/KCvdgJrwS8

[ACLU @ACLU]

That’s not how any of this works. https://t.co/yq25jWEEIx

[Kelli Crawford @kellilynn_95]

I cannot imagine moving to a rural area again.. The community ignorance is so awful.

[Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf]

No shirt, no morals, no service. 🐔 https://t.co/uFl9YCYUav

[Kelli Crawford @kellilynn_95]

@antoni spent about ten minutes laughing at how huge your eyes were when you found the teeth. 😂😘

[Kelli Crawford @kellilynn_95]

So apparently reading The Hunger Games before bed is the way for me to wake out of a dead sleep thinking Daniel is dying because he coughed. 😳

[Kelli Crawford @kellilynn_95]

I hate people who say “you’d be so much prettier without tattoos.” You do realize that those tattoos aren’t coming off? You basically just said, hey that permanent thing you chose makes you less beautiful. Fuck off. Once the tattoos are on, you do not get an opinion unless asked.

[corinna kopf @CorinnaKopf]

kind of a bomb ass thread though, ngl. https://t.co/JDbCmdi3Dc

[Kelli Crawford @kellilynn_95]

Can I just have a pet raccoon already?

[Woodland Park Zoo @woodlandparkzoo]

Leaving the nesting burrow is a big step for this little #penguin chick. Sunshine, caring animal keepers and a penguin buddy make it all worthwhile. Have a beautiful #summer solstice!

#summersolstice #thisishowwezoo #ThursdayMotivation

[Lowkey Legend 🧙🏾‍♂️ @PennDusko]

So they got free healthcare and legal weed.

Canada up 2-0 in the Finals https://t.co/SEih19TSKX

[Kelli Crawford @kellilynn_95]

😍😍😍 https://t.co/sjpkACbcfb

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

You shall pay for this insolence, tall man 🤨 https://t.co/uJyXoRdBAD

[Kelli Crawford @kellilynn_95]

The booties on the Australian players do not QUIT! 🍑 #5amkellithoughts

[Kelli Crawford @kellilynn_95]

I only took one summer off my entire college career. Probably why I’m off my rocker now. https://t.co/oGgo4r1JGH

[relatable @byreIatable]

Mad respect for people who take summer classes because college is rough and a summer break is nearly required to stay sane

[Kelli Crawford @kellilynn_95]

I love this. But I also love lamp. And soccer. #WorldCup2018

[Jesse Hawken @jessehawken]

2016: "Come on, you're talking like Trump's going to put people in concentration camps"

2018: "First of all, I think it's offensive that you refer to them as 'concentration camps'"