kaem

I have so much to do

[kaem @kellimcsorley]

Almost sent an email with a polite “I’m sorry” for the inconvenience but you bet I quickly deleted that I’m sorry and instead thanked her for her time! NOT SORRY AT ALL BUDDY! Can’t stop me now I’m liberated

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

These are just locker room taxes.

[Biniam Bizuneh @biniambiz]

The city of San Diego accidentally setting off all the fireworks at once will always be funny to me

[kaem @kellimcsorley]

What genre is your bay bay?

[kaem @kellimcsorley]

I die a little anytime someone uses the word preggers who the f thought this was an ok thing to start saying? I sense a correlation between the preggers people and the gender reveal party people

[kaem @kellimcsorley]

Do you ever spill coffee on yourself but it gets absorbed by your hair before it stains your shirt? S/O to the locks these girls got me

[kaem @kellimcsorley]

That one eyelash that won’t fucking curl. Ok.

[kaem @kellimcsorley]

@addiereese Wow the accuracy of this

[kaem @kellimcsorley]

When I was driving today I asked myself “what’s the temperature on this road?” instead of the speed limit. SOS. Don’t get out much these days

[kaem @kellimcsorley]

Looking forward to the @netflix documentary 20 years from now analyzing the adulthood of children raised by mommy bloggers

[kaem @kellimcsorley]

Make 2020 the year we stop requesting people we don’t know on Facebook

[kaem @kellimcsorley]

@amanduhplzzz It fits 3 people babe come hang in club sauna

[kaem @kellimcsorley]

I watched Shrek last night. Always a treat. Support local artists, guys!

[kaem @kellimcsorley]

Is it possible to walk across the entire world in a treadmill boat? - Charlie

Yes. x1,000,000

[kaem @kellimcsorley]

Only consuming holiday-related media from now — 25th

[kaem @kellimcsorley]

But Tim becomes Santa because of a CLAUSE and now things make more sense. One big ol DUH

[kaem @kellimcsorley]

Being a kid of the Tim Allen is my Santa generation, I thought Santa Claus and Santa Clause could totally be used interchangeably. GAH! Hollywood melting my brain

[kaem @kellimcsorley]

Gen X will swipe through your photo gallery but a Millennial will respect the ONE photo you were showing them

[kaem @kellimcsorley]

Only YOU can prevent shitty algorithms