mother of a sith.

I know how to skip-it.

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

I do, I do, I do.

[Seton O'Connor @HiMyNameIsSeton]

Kelly in Pennsylvania parties.

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

@HilaryDiary ,_6_4! _6_4_66___ y yyyy

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

@joeyjayisgay Forever our susan lucci...or even pobrecita glenn close

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

@toddallbaugh He did not one but TWO goooooooooool screams that each lasted at least 15 seconds each...did I go back and watch at least thrice? 💯

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

@bigbootyonce The usage of "like" ever other word was bonkers as well

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

@NaeZone I also thought that...

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

A true travesty.

[CaseyKCQueSi @NotSatzy]

My daughter accidentally broke our bidet and it's the worst thing she could have done to our family.

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

@CaptPiccard Ok but also does johny imply that botox helps as in she already uses it at 23? Or that he is using it at 30 something?? Bc at 38, I guess I am on my way to crypt keeper status if I dont start asap!

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

@EmeraldEclipsed @missxosky Ayyyy the pepinos can teach you everything if you check out the subreddit 🥒 🥒 🥒

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

@TheView Recovering from a double mastectomy at my parents' right now & watched w/ my mom (loyal viewer for decades) @ZarnaGarg was solid gold-buying the book now! Plus, I nearly cried seeing the pure joy from the woman who won the Disney trip. A+ show-always passes Bechel Test!

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

@kumaraishwarya I just watched lauren on Drag Race, so like most people, I Googled her height & this story popped up...I have never cried at an ESPN article before! What an incredible story and so beautifully written! ❤️

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

@jamieloftusHELP I had to find this since you are coming to @MidtownScholar-literally SHRIEKED when I saw it whilst scrolling fb at 2am as I was feeding my 9-month-old. It will be my kid's 3rd b-day & she's v excited to stop by as a 🌭!

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

@jamieloftusHELP my fav doggos togetha at last thanks to @MidtownScholar 🥹🐕

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

@LeeLeeCakers @barstoolsports Yessss! I was waiting for someone to mention them!! "SAAAAAYME TIIIME"

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

@333bug333 It gets even worse. Eeeeeek

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

@jenn27777 Yesssss!!! Literally just searched "white guys look the same love is blind" bc I felt like I was going insane. I could not tell you if it was the first time a guy was on my screen.

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

@DivaLaci @ScamGoddessPod my husband saw me watching #scamgoddess (PERFECTION!) last night but this morn he couldn't remember the title so he called it "Ms. Mystery" & now I see a magic school bus show w/ cartoon Laci teaching the youths about cons & capers! Stay schemin'!

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

@StuffSomersSays This is so friggin cute!! Does the lady next to her have the video too?? I wanna see more of her joy!

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

@graciesarcher Wait. This is who just sang the anthem at the bears jags game?! Oofta. The warbling makes sense now that I know she owns a possum and writes her songs on a typewriter.

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

#dwts not alfonso calling out gene the creep with the "OH NOW YOU CARE!" Also. A six for Jenn and a five for phaedra?! Sir.

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

@annahossnieh @ArdenMyrin #wyatr #thebachelorette realizing the crystal lite I just drank contains more caffeine than Mountain Dew has been more eventful and exciting than this entire episode.

[mother of a sith. @kellinaroberto]

@XXXShakespeare @RufusTSuperfly So true! My BFF worked on a movie he starred in and said he truly was THE NICEST dude to the whole crew and just a gem.