Kelli McCroskey

I'm a small town girl just waiting for my time to shine(:

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

All the moves you need to get a ~sexy~ yoga core.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

If we're supposed to look like Victoria's Secret models, then men should be expected to look like US Olympic swim team members.

[Country Sayings @countrysayingss]

She built her a bonfire with my old six string, took all my good whiskey and poured it down the drain. #ChrisStapleton

[Country Sayings @countrysayingss]

Ooh, what I wouldn't do, to write my name on your heart, get to wrapping my arms, baby, all around you... #ThomasRhett

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Too real.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(708): I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

71 thoughts you have when everyone is talking politics and you don’t know shit https://t.co/9PAangv55S

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(512): I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(+44): The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Ho Ho who did this to me?

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life?

[dose. @dose]

Sunglasses that play music into your head? That's some next level shade. 😎