Kelli

[Kelli @kellisuits]

Jesus didn’t save us to build a Christian subculture. -Christine Caine

[Kelli @kellisuits]

@itskristii What is "this"?

[Kelli @kellisuits]

Come on, @Moes_HQ Even my 7-year-old caught this mistake 🤦‍♀️

[Kelli @kellisuits]

My 6-year-old is calling his brother "a fraud and a failure." Thanks political ads 🙄 @ssuits

[Kelli @kellisuits]

@JoshuaFAPeck @MeriannaNeely @HealthCareGov Anyone who has had it before is getting 5 emails an hour telling them it's been extended even if they've already enrolled. It'll be alright.

[Kelli @kellisuits]

Hey multi-kid people... remember when there were just 3 of you and you would find matching cute outfits to take a pumpkin patch picture? Now we just put on whatever is clean and then it rains and someone has a potty accident 🤦‍♀️ #reallife #stillhadagoodday

[Kelli @kellisuits]

@AdamCombs81 True story. But how about that name! 😆

[Kelli @kellisuits]

Three hours seems like a long time until your life is organized in 3-hour segments. #nursinglife #icantihavetofeedthebaby #stillthankful

[Kelli @kellisuits]

"You don't have to figure out where the water is in order to build the boat" -Dr Wilton @don_wilton

[Kelli @kellisuits]

Made a to-do list today. So now I can see, in one place, all the things I won't be able to accomplish. #stilladjusting #partyoffive #birthdayseason

[Concoxions @concoxions]

SEESALT SUPERBOWL AD: Once again we fell short of the approximately $20 million it would take to get this two-minute ad on the air. So we again turn to our Twitter friends to help broadcast that Seesalt is a super summer student conference. https://t.co/zSDPNBoiW1

[Kelli @kellisuits]

Why is it illegal to shine lights in deer's eyes but perfectly legal for car manufacturers to blind other drivers?

[Kelli @kellisuits]

I asked my 4-year-old if he wanted to go to the mall and he asked, "What's the mall?" 😂 #notashopper

[Kelli @kellisuits]

It took God a day to get Israel out of Egypt, but it took 40 years to get Egypt out of Israel. Good stuff from @ChuckWallington

[Kelli @kellisuits]

# youknowyoureamomwhen it's a luxury to clean the house in peace 👐

[Kelli @kellisuits]

It's a lovely fall day we're having today. #sixtydegreemay #notcomplaining

[First Baptist Spartanburg @fbspartanburg]

Experience Easter at First Spartanburg! #lovewhereyoulive #onespartanburg @don_wilton

[Kelli @kellisuits]

Thanks for the treats, @CFAHillcrest! #rockyoursocks #worlddownsyndromeday

[Kelli @kellisuits]

Where is the #LifeHack for changing the sheets on the top bunk??!

[Kelli @kellisuits]

#whenyoureanadult you use Amazon gift cards for a trashcan and a toilet seat. #priorities