thought my neighbor was nutz for waiting for this chubby robin poop on her car and chase it away but here i am waiting for this fat ass to TRY and shit on my freshly washed car so i can make a scene
at the hopsital for hunter's shoulder surgery and i keep using my "nurse voice" on accident whenever i talk to people lmao its like it turns on when i enter a hospital
getting flashbacks on snapchat from a year or two ago and remembering that i thought i needed to lose weight then... i literally wish i could punch myself in the face
just a reminder you're a piece of shit nurse if you walk out of your patient's room to find someone else to help them to the bathroom when you have the time 🤗
hunter just looked at me and said "you look blonde today" and when i told him that i've had blonde in my hair since the day we met he said "that's news to me"