Kelly🍒

hobbies include: making grown men spiral with a single sentence

[Kelly🍒 @kelllyoconnor]

Starry night @ZionNPS

[lari🍉 @_swaguilar13]

WE BLACKING OUT IN A WAY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN SINCE HALLOWEEN WAS ON A SATURDAY

[⭑ lena⁸¹ .ᐟ໑̣ 🪩 @somepiastri]

“first gay man ever elected to U.S. senate”
“first native american woman to be elected governor in U.S. history”
“first muslim senator in U.S. history”
“first black female governor in U.S. history”

[nolan @oomfs_lore]

kids ringing my door at 3pm for candy…..fat

[ؘ @kidmanbullock]

THE LIKES!!! NICOLE KIDMAN... you really are sandra bullock's babygirl and everyone knows it now

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is how it’s supposed to be BTW

[Men For Fielder @loganlofgren]

Nathan Fielder's next project is about you. He's been surveilling you for three years. Your home is rigged with hidden cameras, your phone lines are tapped. All of the meaningful relationships you've developed have been with paid actors. And you are probably going to jail

[Nadia. @nonamenadia]

ppl my age having kids and i'm day drinking

[jynx @miiagarro]

friendship breakups are so funny because how u give ur ex 18 chances but not me

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’ve been called weird and annoying but never unfunny or boring. let that sink in.

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[Nora❦ | ADW @hiscoraline]

i was shocked to discover that there are some people who actually can't visualize images when reading a book coz for me, an entire movie is playing out in my head with the perfect cast

[🧸✮⋆˙ @seulhaebears]

я и чаппелл роан

[carmen @gldnh0ur]

paul revering at work that the bachelorette was cancelled

[moscato mami 💋 @moskeezybby]

Removing ppl from my close friends story when they don’t meet the engagement quota
WE’RE HERE TO HAVE FUN!!

[beezy 🪩 @hrrysonlydevil]

harry didn’t want to be a step daddy he wanted to be in the CLUB

[jax @brokeurtooth]

last night i yelled “the US just bombed iran” while smoking a cigarette outside of a bar in bushwick and everyone immediately checked their phones #paulrevere

[c ☆ @tintafey]

is it worth it to feel the sunshine on the first warm day of the year?

[Jacqui⸆⸉🪩MET LOUIS @jacqswonderland]

this liar