kelly

environmental scientist but chaotic

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

in my opinion i am glad mason rudolph is going to get the chance he deserves and i hope they treat him better and kenny pickett is a small handed tantrum throwing toddler i hope he doesn’t see the field once and i want to see him cry ab it

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

living in eastern time is so much easier

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

im sorry i opened my old phone and this has me dying

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

if u wanna hurt an insecure man’s feelings tell him he has small hands ur welcome

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

jason kelce for president 2024

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

3 years into the honeymoon phase fuck u little rats out there that wanted to see me unhappy

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

trump tosses the salad at dinner for sure

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

idk for me personally i think she’s hot i enjoy get ur bag men are sensitive as fuck

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

There is a time and place for this type of content, but the gym is NOT one of them.

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

NEIGHH

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

i’ve been to an amish wedding so in theory im the top dog yee haw around these parts

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

baaa baaaaa

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

moooo

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

people from canonsburg pa acting like they were born and raised in the country makes me laugh so fucking hard like do u accidentally be saying yinz then get stressed and let out a neeiighhh

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

a man saying i won’t ever be as successful as him when bro ur a dead beat got ur first job at 30 and sucked dick to get it like try the real world for a few more years and maybe one day you’ll catch up to me fucking weirdo oh and try doing it without cocaine in ass

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

@POTUS we want more money joe

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

@yourrrfavdani men are so sensitive its so easy to make them rage

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

@GuntherEagleman at a quick glance i think most liberal women wouldn’t take a second look at u

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

@MichaelGibbs101 @GuntherEagleman free publicity for someone who makes more than the entire chiefs team 🤣🤣🤣

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

@RealHickory this is so weird and proves that men are so sensitive and insecure

[kelly @kelllyshannon]

@PAKAG2020 so you’re pro choice??? not very conservative of you