kelly

carolinian by birth; texan by marriage; fixer of the chirrens; instagram: kellogoodbye

[kelly @kellogoodbye]

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14 years 🤯 #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@PapaJohns listen. I need you to bring back that burger pizza so my husband will stop mentioning it 800 times a year. #doitforthehusbands

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@Delta When you buy a ticket for your 8 month old & the employees tell u her car seat is not FAA approved but they scan her ticket anyway & check the car seat at the gate & then @Delta won’t refund the ticket because it was used 🙃 & the seat IS FAA approved. that’s my favorite!

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Hey @Delta let’s do a better job at educating our employees on which car seats are and are not FAA approved so patrons like myself don’t get fucked over on paying for a seat I can’t use for my daughter. Formal complaint has been filed and I am beyond pissed off.

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@PapaJohns you tryna bring back that cheeseburger pizza this year or nah?

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@laureninthedsrt Just keep traveling 😘

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@jturn186

[House of the Dragon @HouseofDragon]

August 21. #HouseoftheDragon

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@SaraLizzy I’mma watch it tomorrow when I can watch both 😈😈

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@SaraLizzy Okay so like. I wasn’t gonna watch it. But I am right now and I hate how much I like it 😵‍💫🥴

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@hitRECordJoe Reesies piecies

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@SaraLizzy Also- Greg is such a damn pansy. I feel like I’m manlier than him 😂

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@SaraLizzy Whaaaattttt!!!!! No you didn’t! He came back just so he didn’t have to leave for good on a bad note with Katie!! That man is an ANGEL! #andrewforbachelor

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Also an 82-year-old asked me if I was having a girl or boy. I’m pretty sure my belly is all ihop right now but his excitement when I told him it was a girl was priceless 🥲💖 #15weeks

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When you order @Grubhub and the driver tells you the restaurant put 2 sets of silverware in the bag. 🥴🥴🥴 hashtag Party of 2-in-1 person.

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@SaraLizzy Hell no. I’m team Andrew 😂😂

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There is NOTHING more disappointing than a pregnant woman craving @Bojangles Cajun filet sandwich only to be told it doesn’t exist anymore.

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@drlaurenPNP I’m perfectly good with continuing to mask up and social distance/stay home though. So I kinda hate how employers aren’t treating this vaccine like the flu vax where you have a right to refuse, but you have to wear a mask all season instead. 🥴

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@drlaurenPNP The only problem I have with this, is that I spent $20k on getting pregnant for a chance at motherhood. I don’t want to take any chances on ruining that. I will get vaxxed, but not right now. My company is saying I have until fall before 🪓

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10 years ago I was sad that @KrisKling left @G105Showgram, now I listen on @TheBertShow #fanforlife