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[peanut butter and kelli 💜 @kelltato]

for Lent i will simply be giving up

[tren moreau @beysbadchild]

Telling Melanie she was “never crazy” but continuously supported that relationship, cheered every time they got back together after he DOGGED her out, and told her y’all like them together. Oh okay.

[carson. @playboixcarson]

NAHHHH GIVE THE EDITOR WHO PUT THEM “BELOVED” CLIPS TOGETHER A RAISE RNNNNNNN

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

The United States of America's Government's official opening remarks for the 250th birthday of America included the word "libtard," and people are surprised that we haven't come together in unity to celebrate

[SRT PUGGS @PUGGS_]

No and you will remember at 9pm Saturday

[Drebae @Drebae_]

We have a trillionaire, and you're upset at people using SNAP to buy Chips Ahoy?

[jezz @JezziiB]

I will never understand how so many of y'all were hoodwinked into believing the government should not use the money YOU PAY IN TAXES to create a social safety net that benefits YOU.

[April is in New Orleans @ReignOfApril]

Break into my home and stand over my bed with a bullhorn. I don’t want to miss a second.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Capitalism is better than socialism because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone having healthcare

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔰🖤 @ZoeSinns]

"just lock in"
bro what you are looking at is literal multigenerational oil baron, emerald mine, slave owner-money

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Ken Paxton has won the Republican nomination for US Senate in Texas and will face James Talarico in November.

Paxton was impeached by his own party for bribery and corruption, said the Uvalde school shooting was “God’s plan,” and offered a child rapist a 1-day jail sentence.

[@pat @0xpatterns]

“Why don’t you just eat fucking ramen everyday? Just eat peanut butter and ramen for 50 years dumbass and invest all your money into the pico top of the gayest most fragile empire in history you dumbass idiot. Just starve and eat shit and dirt everyday for your entire life and then you can spend $30 on lunch when you’re old and about to die it’s simple. Don’t you know your 20’s are for grinding?? You’re supposed to eat shit for the majority of your life that’s why your ancestors built America. So you could eat shit and fucking die moron.”

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump has endorsed Ken Paxton for US Senate in Texas.

Paxton was impeached by his own party for bribery and corruption, said the Uvalde school shooting was God’s plan, and gave a child sex abuser only a 60-day jail sentence.

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Whoever wins in 2028 must be willing to go scorched earth on every single member of this corrupt administration from the top down.

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

The simple truth is that anyone with anything close to that level of empathy simply wouldn't be able to reach anything close to bezos levels of wealthy, because that amount of money requires unbelievable amounts of human exploitation

[peanut butter and kelli 💜 @kelltato]

why does everything cost $200