Markell Thomas

[Markell Thomas @kellthomas28]

Remind yourself, Nobody’s build like you. You design yourself. - JAY Z

[Markell Thomas @kellthomas28]

Next first date I go on I’m asking, can you fry some chicken in a thong for me!

[Ryan Brauninger @R_Brauninger]

Highway 21 between Bastrop and San Marcos might be the worst stretch of road in Texas.

It’s 35 miles of one-lane, bumper-to-bumper misery chalk full of red lights, tons of 18-wheelers, and explosive growth with seemingly zero infrastructure improvements.

An absolute beatdown

[✭ Cowboy Kiest ✭ @HottboyKiest]

Me every time the Cowboys defense faces a 3rd and long

[Markell Thomas @kellthomas28]

Bruh every week the Dallas Cowboys have a 50% chance to come out on top. You never know what you gonna get out of them.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Trevon Diggs was talking trash to Mike Evans so he grabbed him to look at the back of his jersey to see who he was lmaoo

I’M CRYING 😂😂😂

[Markell Thomas @kellthomas28]

NOLA in a couple weeks 🙌🏾

[Rusty Surette @RustySuretteTV]

▶ GRAND OPENING! Coming to Historic Downtown Bryan. It's called The Stafford 1911, and owners Chris Crow and Zeke Anglim said the historic theater building holds personal significance for both of them.

📌MORE: https://t.co/tndwJHaHg2

[Markell Thomas @kellthomas28]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Twitter!!

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

There’s no way you’re watching the World Cup & think sex is better than The Beautiful Game & the unpredictability in each match. Wow what a game between Morocco & Netherlands. 🔥

[Old Media @oldmedia]

Who remembers this?

[Markell Thomas @kellthomas28]

That’s gotta be the worst way to lose in soccer.

[Troneze the Great @troneze]

When Plies dropped “SHAWTY” with T-Pain that was a MF TIME TO BE ALIVE 😩🔥

[Evan Sidery @esidery]

Nike has released their first advertisement for Victor Wembanyama after making the NBA Finals in his postseason debut:

“He has arrived.”

[Mandy_M @mandymatsinhe]

I only drink water and alcohol.

[Markell Thomas @kellthomas28]

Damn why’d it take me so long to get into Yellowstone.

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Shannon Sharpe knew Nightcap was about to get cancelled after hearing Ocho Cinco’s joke 🤣😭🔥

“Well chat its been nice knowing yall. I don’t think we’re gonna get to 2 million”

[Ucey Swave @ucey_swave]

If a black man nods to another black man, and the nigga don’t nod back, that’s a bitchass nigga

[Markell Thomas @kellthomas28]

@ochocinco a bruh if you cheap ass need uber in Bryan/college station area hit me!

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Who else in this weird stage in their life? Drinking isn't fun anymore, relationships don’t work, dating doesn’t exist, work is just a distraction, and friday nights are better spent alone.

[Markell Thomas @kellthomas28]

T-12 days 😬