kelly 🦜

Miami U 2019 | pls donate to my heely fund @Kelly-Shields | she/her

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

Pepper went on her weekly walk around the backyard to Stare At Things

[the chitinous scavenger @SKULLHORNETS]

imagine being a pollinator doing your 9-5 and you just gotta worry about getting eaten by a guy dressed as the walls

[. @wellyesblood]

everytime i feel a little insane i must come back to these

[Esqueletos no Armário @esqueletosgays]

O lendário estilista Bob Mackie (1939-2026) em sua participação especial na última temporada de Hacks.

[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[reb @rebmasel]

A baby with Dolly Parton’s lipstick on their forehead acrylics scratching their back napping under a wig that smells like amber and vanilla. and God wasn’t a woman oh I’m sure

[B🅰️rbie @8_bit_barbie]

i dont like that people never include my sister pyaari in the conversation of internet cats like shes soooooooo fierce

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Caleb truly is the voice of our generation

[agnes ☆ @rotswamp]

omg they love dada

[reb @rebmasel]

This is so deeply stupid I had to read it again to make sure it wasn’t parody. SC is ranked 42nd in education. Was there a meeting where everyone was having a moron-off before proposing this as a solution to…what exactly?

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[sour apple @sour4pple]

Why do the worms go on the concrete when it rains. Are they stupid

[anna @charliekclly]

DANNY DEVITO DEFEATS HOMOPHOBIA

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

unhand my wive

[Blake R. Weiner @BlakeWeiner]

I NEED this guy’s baseball sweater like I need water