kelly

never have I ever been to $1 drinks at Applebee’s

[bella @earlygirl__]

tiny bikini, big sandwich. that’s what summer is all about, kind of.

[kelly @kelly_wolfson]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[kelly @kelly_wolfson]

@SophDAmbrosio I’ll tell you that much!

[kelly @kelly_wolfson]

When I’m the club and they play Bad Bunny, I think of Sofia and Daniella

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I do not understand but I disagree

[kelly @kelly_wolfson]

You literally can’t touch me when I’m listening to Kim Petras

[Significant Clit @itssavvybaby_]

the afters

[kelly @kelly_wolfson]

In my bread & butter pickle era

[kelly @kelly_wolfson]

Doesn’t matter the content. When your homie tweets, this is automatic

[kelly @kelly_wolfson]

If you see me drinking water, just know I wish it was Perrier

[kelly @kelly_wolfson]

My new subway game is if I get on and it’s the Miley Cyrus hers ad I win, but if it’s the Grook hims ad I lose

[kelly @kelly_wolfson]

I wish everything had a tajín rim

[Matthew Welty @MatthewJWelty]

Dressing like this all fall, pickles included.

[kelly @kelly_wolfson]

Triscuits give me weird vibes

[angie @teaxtarot]

I’m seducing a Gemini (letting them bounce ideas off me)

[kelly @kelly_wolfson]

Bring back Uber pool