Kelly Byron

CT Attorney, Dancer, Musician, Professional Goofball, Runner with #oisellevolée, #royalaf, #unicorn 🏃🏻‍♀️👑🦄

[Kelly Byron @Kellyaob]

@MrsOotstoot @karagoucher I had been holding on to some swoosh socks that I’ve had for years…. They are now in the trash.

[Tori O @MrsOotstoot]

Step 1: Read this book
Step 2: Never buy another Nike product again

Thanks, @karagoucher , for sharing your story!

[Kelly Byron @Kellyaob]

@nathaliejacoby1 Jell-o

[Kelly Byron @Kellyaob]

@MichelleObama Things don’t have to be equal to be fair.

[Kelly Byron @Kellyaob]

@karagoucher @des_linden Literally everything

[Kelly Byron @Kellyaob]

But is anyone surprised

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Two of Donald Trump’s nominees lied under oath about their views on Roe in order to secure confirmation.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

BREAKING: President Biden is looking at different options to forgive most, if not all, federal student loan debt, per @CBSNews. The move could affect more than 43 million borrowers who hold more than $1.6 trillion in federal student loan debt.

[Kara Hinesley Galloway @karahinesley]

With the 🇦🇺 Federal Election on our door-step, it's time to work together to address misleading information in a meaningful way. My op-ed in today's @canberratimes about how Twitter is tackling this challenge
https://t.co/seobmCnO8T

[Kelly Byron @Kellyaob]

@Phe800 Seveneves by Neal Stephensen, the Martian, Artemis, and Hail Mary by Andy Weir all excellent sci-fi with a lot of science. I of course did them all as Audiobooks and loved them.

[Kelly Byron @Kellyaob]

@Phe800 Strongly disagree. You consume the same story/information in a way that works for your life and learning styles. I can discuss the same books with “readers” and listeners alike.

[Kelly Byron @Kellyaob]

@Phe800 Start with audio books?

[richroll @richroll]

What’s the psychological profile of people who say, “right?” at the end of every sentence? I really don’t like that. Please stop thanks.

[Kelly Byron @Kellyaob]

@jason_mraz After an afternoon??????

[Jeremy Faust MD MS (ER physician) @jeremyfaust]

RT if you personally know someone with Covid right now.

[Kelly Byron @Kellyaob]

@posco YAAAAS

[Kelly Byron @Kellyaob]

@theCarlaMarie Santa is a delivery man. You KNOW Mrs. Clause is the one who does all the work.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The White House not pulling any punches on betrayal by Sen. Joe Manchin. https://t.co/QsTxaPvE6d

[Kelly Byron @Kellyaob]

There is not nearly enough chocolate in my house.

[Katie Hill @KatieHill4CA]

I didn’t think it was possible to become more pro-choice than I already was, but after 7 months of pregnancy all I can think about is how wrong it would be to make someone do this who doesn’t want to.