Kelly Conner

Duke Divinity School grad, Spanish-speaker, reader, scholar, Hufflepuff, ballerina, Early Church History lover, teacher, Mario Kart player, pastor

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@ACLrecoveryCLUB I still won’t. It’s been 7 years.

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@Sorey_Not_Sorry GIRL. Me too! Everyone else is like “making your bed starts out your morning with productivity!” And I’m like “I don’t make my bed for aesthetics. I make it for functionality.”

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Is contemporary now rivaling my favorite style of dance - ballet? Perhaps.

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But was I emoting more than any other dancer in that room? HECK YES.

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Took my first contemporary dance class. Was I better than I thought I would be? YES! Was I amazing? Absolutely not.

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The best thing about vacuuming your bedroom is that you can flip down on your bed and rest when your lower back gives out #adulting

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For some reason, people are always surprised to learn that I do my best work to today’s best trap beats...

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Whenever someone skates to Moonlight Sonata:

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@KaraNSlade Driving in traffic. Watching Duke basketball. Your dog trying to find a place to poop.

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Me watching figure skating: “Wow he’s so expressive”
Announcer: “Now he’s always been a very expressive skater...”
Me: 🤭

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@AOC A couch and coffee table. You can use them as a bed, a chair, AND a dining room table. That’s what I did! (Btw I love you)

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#teammonique #allstars4 @RuPaulsDragRace

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@Cmdr_Hadfield Do you miss weightlessness sometimes?

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You know you’ve been watching too much @RuPaulsDragRace when you do the children’s sermon during your church service, reference reading scripture to them, and follow that up with “Because reading is WHAT?”

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No matter how long you stare at your bank account, it won’t magically increase in funds. Advice I can give but NOT take. #millennialprobs

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I’ve done so much catch-up laundry in the past 3 weeks that I actually ran out of detergent. And that only happens once every 3 years...

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I just foam rolled for the first time in forever...

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Hey @USATODAY @usatodaysports how about you fix your App? There is a huge glitch. It doesn’t have a single story about a woman on there, and it’s not like nothing happened in the last 24hrs to report on. @ussoccer_wnt won a tourney last night. #comeonman #gottadobetter #wolfpack

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Time for my monthly freak-out over savings and money issues...

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@johndbadley There isn’t. There can never be too much #DragRace

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What happens when you are a pastor who watches way too much #rupaulsdragrace: “The hallmarks of love are patience, kindness, charisma uniqueness nerve and talent...”