Kelly Cormier

NYC

[Kelly Cormier @kellycormier]

I really wish I felt worse about eating 1/2 of a pizza tonight

[Kelly Cormier @kellycormier]

If no one hears from me again by Sunday evening - I've probably been eaten by a bear js

[Kelly Cormier @kellycormier]

I am far too messy of a person to eat everything bagels

[Kelly Cormier @kellycormier]

Teddy saw me packing his weekend bag and now he's being pissy and won't get in bed with me 🙄🙄🙄

[Kelly Cormier @kellycormier]

Me camping this weekend:

[Kelly Cormier @kellycormier]

Penciling in time to sleep over the next few weeks will be a much harder task than I would like it to be

[Kaitlyn Lyday @kaitlyday]

If you frequently ask yourself why you're such an idiot, you're a lot like me

[Kelly Cormier @kellycormier]

Me thinking about FINALLY being home tomorrow

[Kelly Cormier @kellycormier]

You know oranges are really a lot of work with not that great of a reward

[Catie Warren @catie__warren]

Weird, Disney, I do not recall the part in Cinderella where she had to be degraded on dating apps in order to meet Prince Charming.

[Kelly Cormier @kellycormier]

Living in NYC has completely ruined grocery shopping as a relaxing activity for me

[Kelly Cormier @kellycormier]

Will I get up for my morning run

[Kelly Cormier @kellycormier]

@samanthaavillo

[Kelly Cormier @kellycormier]

If she's murdered tonight you'll all know why

[Kelly Cormier @kellycormier]

Sam just told me I won't find lasting love because I'm a psycho

[Kelly Cormier @kellycormier]

I think Sam always regrets when she asks me to watch real housewives with her

[Kelly Cormier @kellycormier]

@samanthaavillo YOU ARE JUST THE WORST SAM

[Kelly Cormier @kellycormier]

I don't get how people meet their significant others at the gym... I leave this place looking like a gremlin

[Kelly Cormier @kellycormier]

Getting home from work like WHY DIDN'T I GO TO THE GYM THIS MORNING!!!!

[Kelly Cormier @kellycormier]

Getting caught in a downpour without an umbrella and having to return to work soaking wet is less than ideal