inyanikelly

Criminologist, Essayist and unapologetic Realist

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The level of corruption and malice happening at JKIA parking by KAA officers is out of this world. Yesterday, an officer directed me where to park and demanded that I squeeze a little bit so that another car could fit. As we were busy removing our bags, the KAA officers clamped the car, insisting that I had parked wrongly by crossing the painted line.

I pointed out the traffic officer who had insisted that I park that way, only for the officer to disappear into thin air. The KAA officer then insisted that I either bribe him KSh 4,000 or go to their office and part ways with a KSh 6,000 fine.

The cab guys who were there called me and told me, “Bro, hao watu wamezoea kutega hivyo. Walipe tu badala ya maneno mingi.” At that point, I knew this was pure malice.

I decided to first take my yellow yellow damsel to catch her flight, then came back few minutes later. The KAA guy approached me, and this time, the bribe had miraculously reduced to KSh 3,000.

I asked them where their office was, went there, and paid the KSh 6,000 fine through the government platform. Everyone was looking at me with Sanpanku eyes & one even had the audacity to ask me why I didn't settle things with the guys at the parking lot.

These guys needs to be stopped coz they even harassed innocent tourists. As for me, I’d rather pay the fine than being oppressed by my fellow Walala Hoii,, kiino sana. Ata wangeitisha hongo ya thao Moja ama mbili, thao tatu kwani me ni mama yao. The guy on camera is the goon in charge of bribe operation.

[inyanikelly @kellyinyani]

@K24Tv How our politicians speak of their past evils as if they are achievements should worry all of us.

[inyanikelly @kellyinyani]

@kijanayamwingii It will take 1 million years to professionalise the police in Kenya.

[Saddique Shaban @SaddiqueShaban]

"Your safety comes first," whilst driving on the wrong side of the killer Mombasa road.

Your killer busses are actively seeking to shed blood and maim passengers by seeking to get into head-on-colissions on public roads

Here's the evidence.

[inyanikelly @kellyinyani]

@BravinYuri @ntsa_kenya They mostly do it during the festive season. The one after Moi University going to Nakuru is a favourite spot for them.

[inyanikelly @kellyinyani]

@gacikiraMD Whoever this young man is imitating must be good in his trade.

Children copy what they see.

[Daily Nation @NationAfrica]

Lewis Ngunyi: The State that kills and keeps on moving
https://t.co/ekudQPTLOj

[inyanikelly @kellyinyani]

@KWSKenya @Branicemercy Tangu KWS waonyeshwe watundu wakikata mimea juu ya mlima sahii wako chonjo mbaya!

Ukionwa na kiboko unapata kiboko!

[inyanikelly @kellyinyani]

@K24Tv @EstherPassaris In developed countries distinguished scholars, inventors, researchers, sportsperson, business persons are always invited to share their brains on TVs, in Kenya....

[Nahashon Kimemia @NahashonKimemia]

1. No. of Kenyans killed in Nanyuki Ebola protests: 3
2. No. of Kenyans killed by Ebola: 0
3. No. of Americans killed by Ebola: 0

Ruto has now killed more Kenyans on Kenyan soil than Ebola has

Dear @USEmbassyKenya, are you happy that your Ebola facility is costing Kenyan lives?

[inyanikelly @kellyinyani]

@MuthusiSte53386 @georgediano So many documentaries have been done on our TVs on who manufacturers these counterfeits (criminals do)

[inyanikelly @kellyinyani]

@DCI_Kenya Which administration will ever help in professionalising our police service?

[inyanikelly @kellyinyani]

@AbdulahiAdan10 What is it with Kenyans and phone cameras!

[inyanikelly @kellyinyani]

@HonMosiria While you are doing a good job, protect children from social media.

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Hi @NPSOfficial_KE I did something you ought to read.

[inyanikelly @kellyinyani]

@LarryMadowo @NimuKiarie The moon has space and the space has the moon...for these Americans!

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

"Why do Americans think that their lives are more important than the lives of Kenyans?"

My CNN report on the public opposition to an Ebola isolation facility for Americans in Kenya

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are.
Manchester will forever be my home.

To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here.

Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day.

Forever a Red Devil ❤️