Kelly

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[Kelly @kellykbow]

Ordered a jogging stroller from @Nordstrom. Next day: order canceled - fine no prob it happens. Get a nice email from customer service: apologies, it's avail again. Ordered immediately. Wouldn't you guess? Canceled again. & repeat one more time. Also canceled.

[Kelly @kellykbow]

@Verizon charging us an extra $228 for international roaming when @Kruzi_FBaby turned off roaming (no extended network or E symbol on the phone) AND used another SIM card. & then being told the charges are still valid 🧐

[Kelly @kellykbow]

not to be dramatic but people who put the toilet paper rolls on upside down are absolute monsters

[Kelly @kellykbow]

just now realized I had my work email OOO set for Dec 17, 2022 - Jan 3, 2023....oooops

[Kelly @kellykbow]

not to be dramatic but @PotteryBarnKids not shipping large furniture/rugs to Hawaii is really ruining my nursery design vibes

[Kelly @kellykbow]

didn't know pregnancy hot flashes were a thing

[Kelly @kellykbow]

not me over here poking my belly all day trying to get baby girl to kick back

[Kelly @kellykbow]

if you don't put hot sauce in your Mac n cheese base, I don't know what to tell you

[Kelly @kellykbow]

Really questioning my own spelling of bloob vs blob 🥴

[Kelly @kellykbow]

I felt like Rachel today when the obgyn was showing me my baby and all I saw was a bloob

[Kelly @kellykbow]

people are so dramatic about day light savings 😂 don't you ever travel to different time zones?

[Kelly @kellykbow]

I never thought I'd miss chipotle so much

[Kelly @kellykbow]

Why did no one tell me there were so many chickens in Hawaii

[Kelly @kellykbow]

I refuse to check my mail when the rooster is out there ever & wouldn't ya know it I have a package and he's just chilling my the mail box

[Kelly @kellykbow]

at least once a day I think about how much I miss Trader Joe's

[Kelly @kellykbow]

This week is a dumpster fire. That is all

[Kelly @kellykbow]

if you don't reheat pizza in an air fryer, you're really missing out

[Kelly @kellykbow]

why yes, yes I did get chased by a gang of chickens and roosters down my street while checking the mail

[Kelly @kellykbow]

Ryan joined the la croix phase 6 years late & I just feel the need to share that with the world for no apparent reason.

[Kelly @kellykbow]

@kaitlin_peters Cheese, bread, onions: ya can NEVER go wrong with that 😍