Kelly Kilpatrick

Views are my own.

[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

Thanks, #RoyalRumble, for the new life motto; “put your hair up and square up.” 💁🏻‍♀️😂

[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

@NikkiLTay Wow! That is so cool!

[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

@NikkiLTay Damn. That’s the dream right there. Well done. Well. Done. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

@DavidMGrome I think it’s just you 😂 of course, now I’ll probably think of that too 🤷🏻‍♀️😅

[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

If you didn’t sing this at the top of your lungs at least once this month, is it even December? 🤷🏻‍♀️🎤🎶😂

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[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

This song was song by Cookie Monster and you cannot tell me otherwise 😂

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[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

Quickly turning into one of my favorite places @ Seneca Park Trails https://t.co/XjJ1NLGuXO

[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

Instagram ➡️ Reality https://t.co/l64YWZpzzU

[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

During an informational call, someone asked if the district will be removing the regulators on faucets so “kids can clean their hands with copious amounts of water.” Sure, using more water is the answer. It’s certainly not the soap part of the hand washing equation.

[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

Apparently after a Claw and a half, I can kinda hit baseballs sometimes. In other news, did you know that baseballs landing in a pool can go right thru the solar cover?

[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

@USPSHelp I have a package that hasn’t updated tracking in almost a week. I submitted request on the USPS website almost two days ago and haven’t gotten anything either. How can I get a better update? Is it lost?

[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

You know you have RBF when your phone won’t unlock when you’re smiling.

[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

My coworker in the outdoor office today. She’s keeping an eye out for bugs and birds, in between her naps and fishing ice cubes from her water bowl. https://t.co/f3H9p1qP1w

[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

No. Just no. 👀😳

[NBC Bay Area @nbcbayarea]

"This is the craziest thing to happen all quarantine." Well this is something you don't see every day. A tribe of goats went wild Tuesday evening in a neighborhood in east San Jose. https://t.co/2HHjVxiXl9
[🎥: Terry Roelands]

[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

This hit me right in the feels.

“I don’t know when it will be safe to return to singing arm in arm at the top of our lungs, hearts racing, bodies moving, souls bursting with life. But I do know that we will do it again, because we have to.“ 🙌🏻

Some day. Some. Day. 😢

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

“I’ve had the best seat in the house for 25 years … I've seen you in hurricane-force winds, in 100-degree heat, in subzero temperatures.” Dave Grohl, the @foofighters front man, on the majesty of live music: https://t.co/Zj9j9Q24XE

[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

How’s remote learning for the kids going?

7yo, (thankfully) muted on her Zoom Meeting: I’m working my a$$ off here.

[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

Gee, do we believe a medical professional or a habitual liar with no medical background? 🤔 Decisions, decisions... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤬

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Analysis: Trump says coronavirus will disappear without a vaccine. Fauci has said the opposite. https://t.co/H1Gqm1yg18

[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

This. 🙌🏻

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Reminder:

[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

My coworker screams and cries during my meetings. She spends a lot of her day going outside and coming back in. Sometimes she naps on the job. My coworker just ran into the couch playing with a toy. But still, 12/10 good coworker. Would recommend to others.

[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

This may be my favorite part of the #NFLDraft this year 😂

[ESPN @espn]

Good pick, doggo 🦴

#NFLDraft

[Kelly Kilpatrick @kellykilpatrick]

Based on this Zoom sample, 90% of second graders played Roblox last weekend. My 7yo described her game as “Peppa Pig with a baseball bat.”