Kelly Kreth

Founder of NYC real estate PR firm Kreth Communications; freelance writer; Lyme sufferer; dachshund lover; often feels trapped in a Seinfeld ep✍ 📖 🔪 🔫🎨 🐕👗

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It's giving pro wrestling melee

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@Amelia558rs B or C

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@BrianEntin When will Newsnation have a nightly true crime show like Banfield? I miss it and there is no other show like it...

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Better this snowstorm type of ice than the other type of ICE, amirite?

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@TheRealElegant Hi, I"m a reporter trying to reach you. Please contact me at: [email protected] Thanks.

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Ah, the sweet smell of insanity:

My latest essay on my new hyperfixation - Dove Limited Edition Scents
READ IT HERE:
https://t.co/XdNPosUkfX

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URGENT ALERT: MISSING BOY
My neighbor's teen son has been missing since 11/24 from the Upper East Side. She'd like for everyone to share this &contact her if you have any information.His name is Vandje Kaura, born 12/19/10, and he's very tall.If you have any info DM me

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Such beautiful weather in NYC - just like another day I remember so well...

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@NYPD19Pct Hi, I have been trying for days to get my Police Report number - I have called the precinct line at least 50 times and no one ever answers. I just get an automated response saying to call again later. Can you please get me my Police Report number? Thanks.

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Is it rude to order a large bottle of flat water on a first date (when you aren't paying?)

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Actual imposters sadly never have Imposter Syndrome - there's nothing more overly confident than a mediocre young white man...

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My Jet-2-Holiday tagline

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Sometimes the best form of self care is revenge

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Friends, I'll be on Inside Edition tonight discussing Lyme Disease and Justin Timberlake, 7pm CBS

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Even George Costanza had better wedding invites than Bezos. :-/

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Oh NBD, just watching myself on Hulu/Disney+ Murder by Medic, Season 3, Ep. 4 speaking as an expert on serial killer Dr. Michael Swango...

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In my latest published story for East Side Feed one Upper East Sider bites off more than she can chew when she finds what appears to be a tooth in her dinner!

https://t.co/BRTtXo5WIo

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Here's my latest weird essay about something truly esoteric I manifested via a Buy Nothing group:

https://t.co/nBVWzyIx2I

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Ok, hear me out: Babygirl but starring Pete Davidson.

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I asked Grok ..
https://t.co/L2tora5Hqg