kelly

don't sweat the petty things but don't pet the sweaty things.☘️🇺🇸

[kelly @kellylarsen22]

me: I hate Orlando

someone not from Orlando: I hate Orlando

me:

[EE »★« @EEvisu]

Put this next to the Mona Lisa

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Somebody tell him he’s gonna do it, somebody tell him he’s gonna play the garden

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Put this in the MET or MOMA or The Loove or whatever the fuck

[kelly @kellylarsen22]

@KaitlynPaige_13 BIG construction girlie. i even calling insulated pipes PVC pipes today and only got bullied a lil #concretenotcement

[paris rae @parisrae13]

huge day for teenage girls in their 20s

[Orlando International Airport @MCO]

Airlines: "You get one personal item."
People traveling from New Jersey stuffing bagels in their pockets:

[Cuddlez (33.3%)🍟 @Mr_Cuddlez88]

It’s called soccer now and there’s nothing you can do about it.

[trash jones @jzux]

if i saw a minion in real life i would put it in the microwave

[Netflix @netflix]

AT ALL COSTS!!!

[megan @MeganAnnD]

4th of july is cancelled this year due to a shortage of independence.

[. @Notdojaaa]

They built different out in Florida man. Hitting a Gator with a cast iron skillet is nuts 🤣

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

About 4.5 million women in the US today report having been threatened with a gun by an intimate partner.

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

There will be times in life where you crank that Soulja boy and there will be other times where that Soulja boy cranks you.

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

ive never eaten pizza that tasted as good as this looked

[abby @abbyluschei]

Why can’t billionaires do something useful like get One Direction back together

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.

[kelly @kellylarsen22]

@itskarltonnn girl me too

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I refuse to bookmark a website. I will simply use the far more logical system of keeping 400 tabs open on 32 browser windows until my computer crashes and I can finally be free.

[Sean Shapiro @seanshapiro]

US-Canada women’s gold medal hockey game on NBC averaged 3.54 million viewers. That’s more viewers than any NHL game this season. And second most watched hockey game in United States since 2019.