Kelly

Elementary APE teacher #autism | HS track/XC coach #positivecoaching | adjunct professor | occasional returner of texts | doing well by doing good 🤙🏼

[Kelly @kellylaughs]

People who write in blue ink need to grow up

[kay @kailynschofield]

the mets should start cheating idk

[Kayla Mazza @kayla_mazza]

I’m in a toxic relationship with the New York Mets.

[delia @delia_cai]

Kind of think we should get an emergency amber alert style warning if the temp is gonna drop 20 degrees like that in an hour

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

WE GOT ANOTHER GOALIE FIGHT THIS TIME SHESTERKIN VS MARKSTROM 😳🥊

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The music your parents played growing up stays with you for the rest of your life.

[em @emilyagain]

Mrs. Met is Puerto Rican and Jewish, grew up in Woodside, worked at a bakery as a teen and went to a large public HS whereas Mr. Met is canonically Irish and Italian, grew up in Ozone Park and went to multiple Catholic schools, it's wild some of you are trying to debate this

[arson @desi0re]

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you're looking for, and then tell you they don't have it

[Mr. Met @MrMet]

a very merry opening day to all who celebrate

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

ST. JOHN'S MARCHES ON 🤩

#MarchMadness

[parks @parkersity_9]

Yeah Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

[B @ParmaJawnCheese]

I want to thank the Irish for inventing my favorite way to exit a function

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i just found out the older British woman who’s been looking after my children is actually my EX-HUSBAND IN A COSTUME ?????

[Benjamin Ryan @benryanwriter]

No cars in NYC till noon on Monday.

But what if the twins need the unpublished manuscript of the next @JK_Rowling book?

[Kelly @kellylaughs]

Parking has been suspended for weeks since the snow and the first day it’s back on is when schools are closed 😭

[Linda @Lin_DAO_]

I’m not even being dramatic, it’s -2,000 degrees in NYC

[r @tennisbish]

Winter Olympics is so crazy like everyone is either wearing knives on their feet or throwing themselves down a mountain. and then there’s curling

[PB @Paulie_Bruz]

Championship Sunday

[Kelly @kellylaughs]

Is it me or is it always tax season