red hot kelly pepper

🌱🌎♻️🥦 | oxford comma or bust

[red hot kelly pepper @kellylaurelle]

Tom Hanks is my celebrity crush

[red hot kelly pepper @kellylaurelle]

I LOVE when people rant on LinkedIn and other professionals politely comment

"Hi Kim, would it be more appropriate to post these comments on Facebook? I prefer reading about your professional insights."

LOLOL aka take your arrogant opinions to Facebook we talkin business here

[red hot kelly pepper @kellylaurelle]

A wedding I'm in is last-minute postponing until August, my emails are flooded with 'we're opening!' messages and my city is hosting a Stampede in 6 weeks. I am OVERWHELMED 🙃

[red hot kelly pepper @kellylaurelle]

not to be dramatic but this realization is almost worst for my mental health than Twitter itself.
please send your thoughts and prayers during this difficult time.

[red hot kelly pepper @kellylaurelle]

I logged out of Twitter for like a month to take a bit of a social media break and I just realized that in doing so, all of my draft tweets were deleted 😭😭

YEARS of quality tweets and high-thoughts waiting for the right time to publicize...GONE. gutted.

[red hot kelly pepper @kellylaurelle]

Lol tbh I feel pretty bad for the Virgnia-based Jason Kenney who receives relentless Twitter abuse from angry Albertans who can't bother to double check their mentions.

pro-tip: confirm your elected official's Twitter handle BEFORE proceeding to harrass them on social media.

[red hot kelly pepper @kellylaurelle]

in what scenario do you leave a MASSIVE CLUMP OF HAIR on the ctrain!?!? 🤢🤢 I hate it here

[red hot kelly pepper @kellylaurelle]

has your dad bought you wolf spray to keep in your bag in case you get assaulted or are you a man?

[red hot kelly pepper @kellylaurelle]

I told my friend to listen to an album I've been feeling lately and she listened to it immediately and then gave me her thoughts 🥺
true friendship right there

[red hot kelly pepper @kellylaurelle]

@MLidd have you tried skipping avocado toast? 🤔 they say that's what really gets yuh.

[red hot kelly pepper @kellylaurelle]

the nose clip broke in my favourite reusable mask.
welcome to 2021.

[red hot kelly pepper @kellylaurelle]

@MLidd

[red hot kelly pepper @kellylaurelle]

I photoshoped a Bernie meme for my mum so she could post it from her rural municipality's Facebook page and it is blowing up and I just have to silently watch my art take off without credit.

that's showbiz baby

[red hot kelly pepper @kellylaurelle]

the real star of the show today was Bernie's mittens and we all know it ⭐

[red hot kelly pepper @kellylaurelle]

@MLidd lmaooooo

[red hot kelly pepper @kellylaurelle]

been feelin that Covid restriction fatigue hard lately 😞

[red hot kelly pepper @kellylaurelle]

4 key takeaways from 2020:

1. I'm grateful that my job is considered an 'essential service.'
2. Saving money is important.
3. I have no desire to ever live in the US.
4. I really like Taylor Swift.

[abby govindan @abbygov]

I took out $15,000 of student loans and since I graduate last May I repaid $2,000 and now I am so glad to share that I only have $15,633 left to pay😌

[red hot kelly pepper @kellylaurelle]

Alberta: "help prevent the spread by renewing your vehicle registration online!"

Also Alberta: "to renew your registration online, you will be charged an additional $13 service fee."

😑 cool.