Kelly Merkel

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

[weedrat stew @diisc0cunt]

if you don’t come on baby and do this locomotion right the fuck now

[Mother Theresa @t_dabrowski]

How old am I??? Remember Burnett’s?? College Freshman out here drinking White Claws but will never understand the burn of taking a pull of $10 Burnett’s in some random frat house with probably a Hoodie Allen song playing in the background.

Thats how old I am.

[Kelly Merkel @kellyleemerkel]

Y’all a lot has happened since the last time I’ve been on Twitter😂 Say hello to my Luke! 💙

[Kelly Merkel @kellyleemerkel]

@ISMTAINNIG The problem is that spanking has such a bad stigma now that parents are afraid to do it. Big difference between beating a child and spanking them, imo. I was spanked maybe once or twice as a kid, and that’s because it worked. Put my little ass in my place.

[Kelly Merkel @kellyleemerkel]

Fomo always gets the best of me 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kelly Merkel @kellyleemerkel]

@sarah_needleman and I are gonna move to Oregon. We’ll send a postcard.

[Sarah McClure @_sarahmcclure]

“Where are you from?”

“Tennessee”

“What part??”

“Brentwood”

“What’s it by?”

“Franklin, Nolensville...”

“Huh??”

“Nashville, I live in Nashville TN at the Grand Ole Opry” https://t.co/IWqF1aOnhE

[Kelly Merkel @kellyleemerkel]

Gotta look out for #1

[Kelly Merkel @kellyleemerkel]

@sarah_needleman Dude I saw this a couple days ago and I thought about you. Sorry don't tweet much these days.

[Kelly Merkel @kellyleemerkel]

Ain't that the truth https://t.co/owOTfs8wjj

[Kelly Merkel @kellyleemerkel]

#HappyWomensDay @sarah_needleman Both of us doing it big working in a man's industry! #LookAtUs

[Kelly Merkel @kellyleemerkel]

Y'all I got a new mattress topper... Laid down on it just to see how comfy it was... 2 hours later I woke up from the best nap ever.

[Kelly Merkel @kellyleemerkel]

@Sam_Gatlin nooooo I'm feel so bad I'm laughing so hard

[Kelly Merkel @kellyleemerkel]

One time for the one time

[Kelly Merkel @kellyleemerkel]

I think 80% of the population is sick right now

[Golf Problems @GolfProblems_]

When your friend won't give you a putt