kelly lehrer

cheezit enthusiast

[kelly lehrer @kellylehrer]

How much time do you have to spend watching time lapse videos of bread baking on TikTok before it becomes concerning?

[kelly lehrer @kellylehrer]

@erin_lehrer Never because I’m 32 and just had to ask Karen where my birth certificate was

[kelly lehrer @kellylehrer]

I’m not sure why, but getting my car washed really makes me feel like I have my shit together.

[kelly lehrer @kellylehrer]

As someone who watched Chelsea Lately religiously in college, nothing would make me happier

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Chelsea Handler Teases a Possible Late-Night Comeback https://t.co/NUIQ5UK1Je

[kelly lehrer @kellylehrer]

People who have dogs that sleep with them, I have a question- does your dog growl at you when they want you to put your phone down and go to sleep, or does mine just have an attitude problem?

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@Largergermanman 😕

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@rebecklyn Seriously how did I get here?! They just showed up last week and never left

[kelly lehrer @kellylehrer]

I was at Trader Joe’s today and a product that has been out of stock was back on the shelf. I got two and the worker was like you better stock up bc that’s getting discontinued and I was like “oh my gosh I HEARD” as if French butter being discontinued is some sort of hot gossip

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@Largergermanman I think it was on Sally’s birthday and he wouldn’t take a picture with her at the Zig

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@JamieeCaton GOING TO LIZZO

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@jayrandolphin Jail. Immediately.

[kelly lehrer @kellylehrer]

Every winter I have a deep conversation with myself about why the hell I still live in Ohio. Today was that day, so naturally I spent two hours looking at condos on the Gulf on Zillow.

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@_laureneboyle @CaucasianJames LOL I’m convinced that’s exactly where we were sitting too

[kelly lehrer @kellylehrer]

Sprite and Sierra Mist do not taste the same and I’m forever suspicious of anyone who thinks otherwise

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@rebecklyn Our lord and savior

[kelly lehrer @kellylehrer]

@shelliecoop Hahaha you’re not wrong! I went in needing chicken salad and ended up with bottled water, a 37.5oz container of gain fireworks, and 54 k cups 🙄

[kelly lehrer @kellylehrer]

I’m so entertained by what people buy at wholesale stores like Sam’s Club and Costco. I’m not judging, I just am genuinely curious what this woman is going to do with her purchase of nine 24 packs of Squirt cans and 16 rolls of paper towels.

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I love the Olympics because I get so hyped for sports that I don’t know anything about. Like I have no business yelling “nooo!!” when some dude messes up a dive but here I am.

[kelly lehrer @kellylehrer]

Does anyone else think of this video every time they see something about the Israel/Palestine situation, or is it just me?

[kelly lehrer @kellylehrer]

I just looked in my drafts for the first time in god only knows how long and there was a tweet that only said “what are you doing with all of this bread”. So that’s... a thought?