Kelly Lizak

Cats, coffee and naps

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

I’m a mother of six, and a Mormon. I have a good understanding of arguments surrounding abortion, religious and otherwise. I've been listening to men grandstand about women's reproductive rights, and I'm convinced men actually have zero interest in stopping abortion. Here's why…

[Kelly Lizak @kellylizak]

This still applies!!!? Four years later! Please vote 🗳

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

Vote like a bunch of school children were shot and a bunch of other children were put into camps indefinitely bc they werent white and like a journalist was murdered and like you are being lied to daily by rich liars who harass / assault women & wont renounce white supremacy

[Kelly Lizak @kellylizak]

If you watch #FromScratch on @netflix, be prepared to get absolutely wrecked. You’ll fall in love, immediately followed by your heart breaking into a million pieces, you’ll sob uncontrollably, and you’ll crave Italian food all at the same time.

[cyklally ⭐️ @cyklally]

IM IN TEARS 😭

[jame @kloogans]

pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

breakfast is just a conspericary theory made up to try to keep me from eatin spaghetti at 9 am

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

I loovve saving a stupid picture to my phone and then never deleting it. My phone is screaming, stop! I can’t handle anymore ! But I cannot. Another stupid picture must be downloaded and saved.

[nikita richardson @nikitarbk]

the holy trinity of desk drinks is a big water, a two-hour-old iced coffee and a flavored seltzer.

[Isaac Fitzgerald @IsaacFitzgerald]

I can’t explain it but the energy lately is “everyone is losing it” in a way we haven’t seen since 2020.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

would love to be a healthy well-rested person but unfortunately I am committed to staying up extremely late and complaining about being tired

[Frankie @FrankiesYourFav]

Don’t you get it? There IS no Don’t Worry Darling. All of this is the movie. The trailer, the feuds, the relationship, the custody papers, the press, spitting on Chris Pine, kissing Nick Kroll, all of this is the movie

[Danny Murphy @kashmeredanny]

me at a restaurant I didn’t want to go to after saying “im literally down for wherever”

[Kelly Lizak @kellylizak]

Source???

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

I'm begging you all to remember that a venti PSL isn't adequate hydration on the trail.

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

If you make fun of my messy car, don't come crying to me when you need 350 hot empty water bottles.

[Amanda Rigby @revamandarigby]

Cancelling debt proves to be a great litmus test of which force has more influence on us: capitalism or Christianity.

[Reina Sultan 🇱🇧 @SultanReina]

I need three day weekends every week bc I need a day of complete and utter rotting, a day of cleaning, and a day of activities

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

“HER SISTER WAS A WITCH BRO”

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

my brain when someone tries to give me directions verbally

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists