Kelly Harper

140 characters? As if. 280 characters? Okay!

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

I guess I’m the kind of mom who buys organic, no sugar added popsicles but then lets her toddler eat it even after he dropped it in his bath water 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

@glouisrealtalk I cannot like this tweet.

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

I’ve been putting sprinkles in my coffee because... it’s fun. Graham says that should be the name of my autobiography. “Sprinkles in my Coffee” ... guys I kinda think he’s right??!! ?!?!! ??!!?? !!

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

@glouisrealtalk Yeah but I’m gonna teach Miles to clap on 1 & 3 just to mess with ya

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

@glouisrealtalk Tea is coffee that is sad.

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

Remember 2002 when the worst thing ever was having a bump in your ponytail? Ugh

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

What genius first thought of melting cheese? Like, “hello, this moldy milk? Make it hot.”

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

Anyone else remember the feeling of sheer panic when you pushed the internet button on your flip phone and had to click “end” like 7,000 times so you wouldn’t be billed and get in trouble with your mom and dad? The good ole days.

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

@aaronnbolton Eh

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

@cmmorrell Definitely 2020 Harry.

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

How do you think Harry Potter is holding up in quarantine?

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

@glouisrealtalk @RealSkipBayless I truly thought you meant Lyndon B. Johnson for a sec there

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

Bore-antine, amiright?!

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

@glouisrealtalk Graham.

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

Biggest first world problem I’ve ever heard - our freezer is too full for our ice cream maker.

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

I think my baby just said his first word, and I think it was “mmmbop” and I am not mad about it

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

@glouisrealtalk Always your hair bby even if you’re bald 👨‍🦲

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

Well guys I’m 15 minutes into Love is Blind episode 1 and I am EXTREMELY STRESSED.

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

I’m not saying it’s science but I’m just saying it’s the first day I wore jeans all quarantine and I have a stomachache and that just seems like too big a coincidence.

[Kelly Harper @kellylou_who]

Guys imagine the multitude of tv shows and movies #COVID19 will inspire 😳