Pros of Dating Me:
-solid 6, not hot enough anyone will fight you for me
- just enough childhood trauma to make me funny
- listen to a lot of murder podcasts, could probably help you hide a body
Cons of Dating Me:
-???
-???
-none you could honestly do worse
Millennial dating is weird because if someone knows a weird amount about serial killers & how to dispose of bodies instead of it being a giant red flag it could just mean they’re really into podcasts