Kelly Thomas

Lawyer. Wife. Momma to Natalie. Lover of brunch and the beach life. Cyclebar addict 🚴🏻‍♀️

[Kelly Thomas @KellyLynneT]

Every single one of my packages that travel through Butner, NC just get lost for a week or two. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Kelly Thomas @KellyLynneT]

@drthomas085_ @ODU 👐🏻

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

THE BIG TEN HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

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@C0ffeeNCookies Baby Bling. They were the only ones that fit her head when she was born and they stretch with them as they grow.

[Kelly Thomas @KellyLynneT]

Nobody warned me I’d be singing Disney Jr theme songs to myself when I’m at work, and haven’t even watched any of the shows for days. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Kelly Thomas @KellyLynneT]

@Stranger_Things @drthomas085_ !!!

[Spoiled Little Brat @spoiledbratprbz]

Being pregnant is just 9 months of other people telling you how much harder their pregnancy was.

[Kelly Thomas @KellyLynneT]

Do we think my child understands me when i tell her she’s hurting mommy as she thrashes around in the womb? Or just doesn’t care? 😫🤔

[Kelly Thomas @KellyLynneT]

We are at the point in pregnancy where David can see my belly move from across the living room 😂

[Kelly Thomas @KellyLynneT]

When your husband insists on cheering for Michigan, you be the most annoying Wisconsin fan you can be. #GoBadgers

[Wisconsin Football @BadgerFootball]

110 - 0

Wisconsin has outscored opponents 𝟏𝟏𝟎-𝟎 so far this season

That's it. That's the tweet.

#OnWisconsin

[Kelly Thomas @KellyLynneT]

Pop2k* on Sirius consistently makes me feel old when I don’t realize how long ago some songs came out.

[Kelly Thomas @KellyLynneT]

@Keelseey_Annne This is a straight up mood.

[Kelly Thomas @KellyLynneT]

I have worn my lightest sleeveless summer dress into the office and I’m still hot. My coworkers are wearing pants and are cold so they won’t let me turn down the AC anymore 😭 #PregnancyProblems

[Kelly Thomas @KellyLynneT]

Someone is super excited for baby girl to be here 👀🥰

[David Thomas @drthomas085_]

Officially addicted to adding things to the baby registry

[Kelly Thomas @KellyLynneT]

David has the patience of a saint when dealing with toddlers, I swear.

[Kelly Thomas @KellyLynneT]

Making a baby registry is way harder than a wedding registry. 😅

[Kelly Thomas @KellyLynneT]

I just told David that all disagreements are 2 v. 1 because I automatically get baby’s vote 😂😂😂

[Lawkward Lady @LawkwardLady]

An attorney's time is NOT free.

Spread the word.

[Kelly Thomas @KellyLynneT]

It’s been like 2 years and I’m still wishing Chick’s would bring back the pork tacos. 😭