Kelly Mahon

Copywriter/Author. Race Me in a Lobster Suit: Absurd Internet Ads and the Real Conversations that Followed available now!

[Kelly Mahon @kellymahon]

@ladygaga All your Little Monsters are at @MonsterBarNYC bar @NYCPride. Please grace us with your presence 😘#NYCPrideMarch #PrideNYC ❤️❤️🌈

[Kelly Mahon @kellymahon]

I'm sure they absolutely butchered "Daenerys"

[Complex @Complex]

Arya killing the Night King with Titanic music, y'all are QUICK #GameOfThrones

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@paulausa Thank you!!!💞💕

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Today's the day! Snatch one up!

[Quirk Books @quirkbooks]

“This is bite-size comedy you’ll devour.”—Booklist

Happy book birthday to #RaceMeinaLobsterSuit by @kellymahon! This collection of prank Craigslist ads and the real email exchanges that followed is the perfect gift for fans of offbeat humor. https://t.co/zXj5FBqsWe

[Kelly Mahon @kellymahon]

It’s here! RACE ME IN A LOBSTER SUIT is out today. Pick up a copy wherever books are sold. https://t.co/tFvFnPOw9D #RaceMeinaLobsterSuit @quirkbooks

[Quirk Books @quirkbooks]

Looking to barter my stuff. How does this trade sound?

RACE ME IN A LOBSTER SUIT takes prank ads on #Craigslist and the responses from real people and compiles them in a hilarious book. Available March 26, 2019. https://t.co/if5OxlAVps

[Kelly Mahon @kellymahon]

It's so close you can taste it. But don't actually taste it. I mean, read it, then taste it if you want. RACE ME IN A LOBSTER SUIT comes out on Tuesday 3/26! You can preorder your copy here: https://t.co/tFvFnPOw9D #RaceMeinaLobsterSuit @quirkbooks

[Kelly Mahon @kellymahon]

One week until launch! My new book RACE ME IN A LOBSTER SUIT comes out on March 26, 2019, but you can preorder your copy now: https://t.co/tFvFnPOw9D #RaceMeinaLobsterSuit @quirkbooks

[Quirk Books @quirkbooks]

Help! Do you know Pig Latin? 🐷

Prank ads on #Craigslist + brilliant responses from real people = hilarious collaborative comedy for the internet age. RACE ME IN A LOBSTER SUIT comes out on March 26, 2019. https://t.co/AH1UegFRb7

[Kelly Mahon @kellymahon]

Prank ads on #Craigslist + brilliant responses from real people = hilarious collaborative comedy for the internet age. My new book RACE ME IN A LOBSTER SUIT comes out on March 26, 2019, but you can preorder your copy now: https://t.co/tFvFnPOw9D #RaceMeinaLobsterSuit @quirkbooks

[Quirk Books @quirkbooks]

Would you answer a Craigslist ad to help someone pick up ants from a knocked over ant farm? 🐜

RACE ME IN A LOBSTER SUIT by @kellymahon takes real conversations and compiles them in a hilarious read. Available March 26, 2019. https://t.co/gEtoBb3uE9

[Kelly Mahon @kellymahon]

RACE ME IN A LOBSTER SUIT takes prank ads on Craigslist and the amazing, real responses from people and compiles them in a hilarious book! https://t.co/tFvFnPOw9D #RaceMeinaLobsterSuit @quirkbooks

[Kelly Mahon @kellymahon]

Da ba dee da ba daa

[Quirk Books @quirkbooks]

"I don't remember the title, but it's blue" Quirk edition!

There's something super satisfying about seeing these books lined up together. 💙📘💙

[Quirk Books @quirkbooks]

Would you rather...

a) knit someone into a cocoon 🐛
b) be a human piñata for a kid's birthday party 🎂
c) race a stranger in a lobster suit? 🏃🦀

In RACE ME IN A LOBSTER SUIT, @kellymahon posts absurd gigs online and shares the convos. Available 3/26! https://t.co/bTpRPpjrn9

[Kelly Mahon @kellymahon]

XXL

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Anyone else, like, VERY interested in this?https://t.co/MuLA9rJ5az

[Quirk Books @quirkbooks]

RACE ME IN A LOBSTER SUIT takes prank ads on #Craigslist and the very real responses from people on the internet and compiles them in a hilarious book! You can enter to win a copy on @goodreads from now until 12/31: https://t.co/zOPnsUEdLW

[Kelly Mahon @kellymahon]

For anyone who doesn’t already know, I wrote a book & here’s the cover!!! Race Me in a Lobster Suit comes out March 26, 2019 but you can PREORDER it now. Link in my bio! 🦞 https://t.co/xJb5kfcYRn