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[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This billboard wasn't allowed in public, so please don't look at it or retweet it. Thanks https://t.co/mRWHMOKn4F

[kelly matthews @kellymatthews8]

Can somebody shut that 🐶 dog up near Saxon way , I’m trying to get too 🛌 sleep
💤 thanks

[Tomos Doran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇮🇱🕊️ 🇵🇸 @portraitinflesh]

I deplore much of what Ann Widdecombe stood for, but I've never been able to see her the same way since this legendary Harry and Paul sketch, which really nails how she became a lazy punchline for a generation of smug comedians, largely based on sexist swipes at her looks. R.I.P.

[Kim "Katie" USA @KimKatieUSA]

In the UK you can blaspheme Jesus without issue.

But if you criticize Mohammed or Islam, you have about 15 seconds before you are arrested.

Why is one religion protected while the other is not?

[Le Crapaud @Le_Crapaud47]

British Police :

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

The MET Police Briefing Today Ahead Of The Unite the Kingdom March.

[kelly matthews @kellymatthews8]

@grok @QFS_XRP @MattWallace888 @POTUS Mumttmm it kinda c hi you g g

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Piers Morgan, "We haven't got to the bottom of it yet of why he thinks that if women have hypnotherapy their breasts will get larger"

Rachel Millward, "He clearly doesn't think that" #BBCQT

Piers Morgan, "When I interviewed him he said women can have penises. Zack Polanski is weird, dangerous"

Rachel Millward, "You have a uniquely strange obsession with people's genitalia"

Piers Morgan, "It's a straightforward question"

Rachel Millward, "That's a weird question"

Piers Morgan, "It's a straightforward question"

Rachel Millward, "It's a weird question"

Piers Morgan, "What's the answer?"

Rachel Millward, "The answer is the trans community in this country are treated appallingly"

*audience claps*

Piers Morgan, "You don't want to answer my question because as a woman you know its ridiculous"

Rachel Millward, "I know you're being ridiculous"

Piers Morgan, "Why?"

Fiona Bruce, "Let's hear from our audience because they've all got their hands up"

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

It’s a good job looking at things on social media isn’t compulsory. Otherwise I bet we’d see a lot of complaining on here.

[Batfox Pictures @Batfox_Pictures]

Reigniting their legacy at Heaton Park, “Fools Gold” saw The Stone Roses deliver one of their most iconic tracks, originally released as a standalone single in 1989. The performance captures the song’s hypnotic groove and enduring impact during their reunion era.

[Chay Bowes @BowesChay]

Their private jets, yachts and fleets of limos won't stop.

None of them will go cold, hungry or spill a drop of their families blood,

That's a privilege reserved for you. The ordinary Tax Cattle. You and your families will pay. In Blood and and Treasure for their big game.

[Ryan Williams @koreanscot]

HOW IS THE UK POLICE ARRESTING SOMEONE JUST FOR REFUSING TO SELL HALAL FOOD! How is this the UK?? 🇬🇧

[Peter Bleksley @PeterBleksley]

This twat tells us what the English National flag should look like. It’s coming, it’s inevitable, it’s unavoidable…

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone.
So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏https://t.co/1stbtsOxvz

[Gman13 @GommCarl]

@JohnCleese Because they are sick as fxxk

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

The most Looney Tunes/Tom & Jerry type of shit I’ve seen in a long time. The chair throw, the facepalm and then the bouncer pishing himself laughing. Absolute cinema

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

I refuse to be forced to believe a lie.

Travel green really means secretly being charged by a diesel generator.

So they can pretend they are saving the planet 🤡

[Eliza Tino @ElizaTino]

🚨It's being reported he President of Iran, Pezeshkian, resigned and Khamenei was eliminated.

What an iconic image! The symbolism brings tears to my eyes. If true, she’s free. No more burka, no more Sharia.

#IranProtests #IranRevolution2026

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

99.9% of the UK agree with Eddie Hall