Stone Cold Soup Austin

little kerouac, always running like dean and sal

[Stone Cold Soup Austin @kellymcpheeee]

@JBNotSmoove Proud of u 2 bb

[Stone Cold Soup Austin @kellymcpheeee]

You went to prison for selling Obama’s senate seat while Daley sold our parking meters to the UAE. You both would’ve given the Bears to Hammond for an OTPHJ. Grow up.

[Rod Blagojevich @realBlagojevich]

THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED If I WERE GOVERNOR & DALEY WERE MAYOR!!!

[Stone Cold Soup Austin @kellymcpheeee]

Sometimes I just look at people like I’m Phil Jackson coaching Artest on the Lakers

[Stone Cold Soup Austin @kellymcpheeee]

@obvious_shirts Need the Naperville one asap, I’ll pick it up at the store literally today

[Stone Cold Soup Austin @kellymcpheeee]

Pride month as a resentfully straight woman is like looking into the window of a very fun party that you’d love to be at but don’t have the correct invite

[Stone Cold Soup Austin @kellymcpheeee]

@JorgeGuapo22 God bless the Toilet Bowl

[Stone Cold Soup Austin @kellymcpheeee]

Tysm for coming to the drafts, my man and I are already fighting about college football so more to come

[Stone Cold Soup Austin @kellymcpheeee]

Lake Michigan is a lake like how Australia is an island, I shan’t explain further

[Stone Cold Soup Austin @kellymcpheeee]

You have former waitress in your bio yet shit on AOC for being “just a bartender” okay :)

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

Pray for President Trump.

[Stone Cold Soup Austin @kellymcpheeee]

Burden or Thuney, done

[Ciaran 🐻🇮🇪 @IrishBearsShow]

Other than Caleb Williams.

Who’s your current favorite Chicago Bear?!

[Stone Cold Soup Austin @kellymcpheeee]

You literally pardoned insurrectionists

[Secretary Markwayne Mullin @SecMullinDHS]

Last night, a violent rioter savagely kicked and bit ICE law enforcement officers outside of Delaney Hall. Today, this violent agitator is being charged.

The Trump Administration will ALWAYS stand with our federal law enforcement officers. Anyone who assaults a law enforcement officer will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

[Stone Cold Soup Austin @kellymcpheeee]

People who get tattoos to “keep my arms symmetrical” blow my mind but I also don’t have a shoe routine. Whichever shoe I grab first is the first I put on. There’s no rhyme nor reason to anything I do.

Except insult MAGA. That’s intentional.

[Stone Cold Soup Austin @kellymcpheeee]

The Eagles defense is just waiting for this game

[SNY Giants @SNYGiants]

Jaxson Dart issues a detailed statement on his decision to introduce Donald Trump and the impact that it has had on the Giants and his teammates

[Stone Cold Soup Austin @kellymcpheeee]

A coworker asked me how I started patchwork bc he wants to start getting into it, first thing I said was “you need to not give a fuck”

[Stone Cold Soup Austin @kellymcpheeee]

Unnecessary update: the J-1ers

[Stone Cold Soup Austin @kellymcpheeee]

The PCA redemption last night was so good that even my mother texted me and that’s saying a whole lot

[Stone Cold Soup Austin @kellymcpheeee]

I didn’t choose you for the easy parts: by fallout boy

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Willem Arondeus was a gay Dutch artist who participated in the bombing of the Amsterdam public records office to hinder the Nazis from identifying Dutch Jews and others wanted by the Gestapo.

His final words before execution were, "Tell people that homosexuals are not cowards."

[Stone Cold Soup Austin @kellymcpheeee]

Rewatching Space Jam and I fear it was Lola saying “don’t ever call me… doll” then immediately being mean to said man is what shaped my entire personality

[Sarah🐻⬇️ @thechicagosares]

In honor of the holiday